10539.4 Miles Away wrote:

genome wrote:

leon wrote:Eh?

Elton John... Hold me closer Tiny Dancer... Tiny Danzell... Danzell Gravenberch... Recall Danzell Gravenberch and stick him up front

Lol. This deserves more attention than the dump gag IMHO.

Nothing funnier than a dump gag......

Michael Meaker. Currently assistant at Taunton Town. Sitting 11 points clear at the top of the Evo Stick West league with games in hand. An absolute shoe in.......

Dickie's Spear wrote:Fantastic news !.
Still reckon Brian McDermott would be the man to walk in and restore some order.
Imagine if he had received the support afforded to Jaap but was dumped far too easily
by that fly by night Russian. Especially as Jaap has now blown the budget.

God no. Please........

Tony Le Mesmer wrote:The return of PARDS.

Tenacity, Flair, Spirit.

I quite like this idea.....

strap wrote:

royal67 wrote:His constipation may clear up on Friday and the 'big thing going down' will be the long overdue dump that he deposits down the throne?

Made me LOL! Thank you!

8 games left QPR H draw Villa A lose Preston H draw Fulham A lose Sunderland H win Sheffield W A lose Ipswich H win Cardiff A lose 8 point we get . Finish with 44 points. Not a chance....... Is it 6 points from our last 14 league games.....? Why will we now get 8 points from 8? 8 point mate . 2 win...

Silver Fox wrote:Because they are different fixtures?

Genius. Thanks for your detailed analysis. My question still stands....

North Royal Lad wrote:8 games left

QPR H draw
Villa A lose
Preston H draw
Fulham A lose
Sunderland H win
Sheffield W A lose
Ipswich H win
Cardiff A lose

8 point we get . Finish with 44 points.

Not a chance....... Is it 6 points from our last 14 league games.....? Why will we now get 8 points from 8?

His constipation may clear up on Friday and the 'big thing going down' will be the long overdue dump that he deposits down the throne?

At least we could sign this again if he came back:

Cheer up Mark McGee
Oh, what can it mean to a
Fat Scottish bastard and a
Shit football team?

windermereROYAL wrote:

John Smith wrote:I think given the fate of Cotterril, if we lose tonight, Stam goes tomorrow morning.

Dream on, not going to happen.

^^ This.....^^

Stam has to go. We have a reasonable squad of players who should be playing way above the current level. Where's the motivation gone? He's worn the life out of the players with a method of play that they can't or won't deliver for him. I do fear that relegation is a real possibility and that is a sa...

At least the pies served up at Hillsborough are decent. The football played won't be.....

leon wrote:

Platypuss wrote:He's not played competitive football for 3 years.

Nor have we.

Post of the year !

Hull 0 - 1 Reading
Hull 0 - 2 Reading

Goals: Barrow, Bod'

According to the Nottingham Post. His current club appear happy to pay the vast majority of his wages too. Worth a punt perhaps?

JamieY26 wrote:Hopefully we get Everton in the next round of the cup and he can get a couple of goals against Allar-Allar-Allardyce........

My taxi's here.....

Stevenage 1-1 Reading HT
Stevenage 1-2 Reading FT

Barrow, Kermorgant

I've had time to digest things after my initial anger, this being the second game since i've been visiting from the states after Burton. I don't mind losing, the very first season I became a Reading fan was the year we went down to Division 2 with Carl Asaba up front, we were crap that season and w...

tee peg wrote:

Sutekh wrote:ParPhrasing slightly but in essence the openong After match interview question with Jaap

Tim. Jaap that was dreadful
Jaap. No, not at all

this is a wind up............?

Unfortunately not...........