South Stand are oxf*rd embarrasing, weirdos

Wat about we all, even the bould peepel, wear hair, to show we don't like the bould barstoud?

oxf*rd dis not getting nayked in an stadium ffs wat a stupid proposel

Fristly Aluku can go away back to Westham he's oxf*rd poo, my nanny Marilyn could do a better gob on the wing if she didn't have that shaky illness. Secondly Staap Jam is a gay orange turd and can FIGHT ME THE HOLLANLAND DIPSHIT. The owners are too blame they can go bak to Macau or wherever I'm sick...

Personally, I think he's pretty crap, probably a 4.5/10 overall. But on his day he can be about 8/10 but never seen him exceed that. What do yu think? Answer the poll then give your rating!

THere has been debate about the North Stand BAnd. Yes or no?

How the hell did I forget Jem? Jesus...

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Cureton's Volley kill me now

+100

What are the odds on 7-1 guys?

Ok for real now. I will say a 3-1 home win

Guys, come on, I am only asking for fans opinions on what the best line-up for the team is. Okay, yeah, we've had a laugh, and great, but really, I just want to know what people think on the team. Thanks. :) :) Neuer, Alves, Thiago Silva, Ramos, Lahm, Ribery, Xavi, Iniesta, Messi, Ibrahimovic, Rona...

Guys, come on, I am only asking for fans opinions on what the best line-up for the team is. Okay, yeah, we've had a laugh, and great, but really, I just want to know what people think on the team. Thanks.

If everyone in the squad was fit, (not including players who will not be back before the end of the season) What would be your best 11? Lay it out like: GK LB CB CB RB Etc. Look, in all seriousness, what is your best 11. No more messing. Please.

If everyone in the squad was fit, (not including players who will not be back before the end of the season) What would be your best 11? Lay it out like: GK LB CB CB RB Etc.

This is a stupid poll as it's too hypothetical .... a lot of people won't choose Guthrie as he's out of form, but 2 months ago everyone would have chosen him. As regards Karacan - he's injured and who knows how good he'll be when he returns ... Hey, good point. Perhaps I need to elaborate on the ti...

I chose Karacan and Williams. Williams is in good form, and Karacan has always been class.

TBM Dave has special needs, or so he told me over a PM

I'm glad he pointed it out though, cos from reading his posts i couldn't quite work out what was wrong

Oh darn. I feel like an asshole now

Which is your favourite CM combo? Please state why.

Arsenal. Sorry. I know it's fashionable to like them right now but when I watch them I can't help it. Players like Rosicky, Ramsey, Flamini and until recently Walcott. Great entertainment. I also have a massive soft spot for Norwich, and I like Hughton so I hope all goes well over there. Begrudging...

When is Bridge actually back? By the time he is fit and ready, Obita may have got 5, 7, or even 9 starts at left back under his belt. If he's still performing well and the team is winning then it's tough luck to Bridge, regardless of how good and specialised he is. The question is also largely depe...