What happened to the Newcastle form?

It's going to be a long 20 minutes.

Goal for Tabb's arse. Gotta get him off before he gets sent off.

ManchesterRoyals Take hunt or pog off and plug the centre midfield with 3

Agree with this.

ManchesterRoyals Will all the Feds luvers now oxf*rd off

Don't be a c**t. Just because McCarthy is having an amazing game doesn't mean that Feds is sh*t. I still think that Feds has a part to play, but admittedly not when McCarthy is in this form.

Pog's class.

That was a let off

Can we stop hoofing it now please?

No way was that a yellow!

Think Tabb might be an actual midget. Yellow kit making him look even smaller?

Because the Pog left the frozen block of super strength vodka he emerged from behind.

redscot It takes one to know one...

Do people still say that?

Portsmouth didn't want him, he couldn't get a start in the US or Canada, and he's older than Harte & Roberts. I think we can rule that one out.

Yep, VIP box will have a feed.

Shorey did OK yesterday, nothing more nothing less. Make no mistake, we still have a problem at LB. A Joe Mills type player is whats required, but one with more of a brain and a basic command of footballing ability. Although I reckon it's loan to a view to permanent, a season (or even 6 months) pla...

Nezhen I even got a F**K Off You Pr*ck from a team official, which was good!

And you're proud of this?

CavershamRoyal Probably another local non-league team like Reading Town.

Other than that, probably Oxford - been there a few times.

*Slowly shakes head*

We've signed Guthrie to fill that Howard/Matejovsky sized hole for someone who can pick a pass. Our key players are our wingers yet so often they begin their runs just outside our own box, meaning incredible play is required to build an attack. Therefore his passing range should be making opportuni...

5th? Ledge, Guthrie, Karacan, ?????, Tabb, Gunnarsson? I was assuming we'd play McAnuff centrally before we play Tabb, but 4th works too. I'm really sorry, but every time you post you make me more convinced you're a clueless dribbling lunatic. So firstly, you think a winger is our 4th choice centra...

Yateley Town. Pre-match warm up is a fag and a jumper.

Other than that it'd probably be Bournemouth for geographical reasons.

Our upturn in form has coincided with Cummings' inclusion in the team over Gunter. (not claiming that the change in RB is the reason) I'm glad that Cummings has had the chance, and delighted that he's stepped up. I thought the Gunter signing was a great bit of business, but, of the new signings, for...