Royal With Cheese Kitson will hit the bar and the team that he plays for will lose.

Dumb question, but which team is that?

OK, anthems aside, if they are officially representing England and there are other teams representing Wales (whoever wins the Welsh Cup or the League of Wales, presumably), what would happen if Swansea stitched Welsh flags onto their shirt sleeves or their manager or chairman says stuff like 'we're...

Deadlock Meanwhile, one of Hazard's stalkers throws a hissy fit...

NFA?

SPARTA Certainly doesn't leave Swansea in a good light. Still, Chelsea are out.

Yeah, Swansea have really brought shame upon football tonight.

There is absolutely no way that could be seen as mitig8ing Hazard's kick in any way.

The reality is Chelsea will never be stable until Abramovich is the manager." Since 2003, 7 managers have won the Champions League. One is Ferguson, one is Rijkaard. Chelsea have sacked 3 of the others and will soon make that 4. Does anyone wonder why number 7 chose to go to Bayern Munich inst...

TBF Woodcote the bookies also have us as a 2/5 chance to get relegated, so on that basis they reckon we're about 60% likely to go down, which seems a pretty fair assessment right now. Apologies for the pedantry, but 2/5 would mean about 70% likely to go down, and that's before you take into account...

those with no hidden agendas will now see us with at least an even chance of avoiding the drop. If you believe this you really should visit the bookies, where you will get between 13/8 and 5/2 on uur survival. By your lights they must have a hidden agenda. Charity towards poor football fans, perhaps?

cmonurz Welcome to the board, Ouroboros. Fcuk off newbie, etc.

Lesson one: sarcasm.

Ian was being sarcastic.

Ian Royal You've got to admit, the similarity is uncanny.

One season spent almost entirely outside the relegation zone, one season spent almost entirely within it...?