Think the dalek song was Blackburn away, an overruled goal away from Europe.

If she wants to turn her money into promotion she can stand in the centre circle and sing Humpty Dumpty every game for all I care.

Failing that, maybe get the Russian back and we can watch t.a.t.u. Videos of 'all the things she says' at half time on the big screen whilst fighting relegation.

Can he play in goal?

It'll resemble a Union Jack by the 80th minute when the red seats are on show!

For a bloke that can't jump, head the ball and wouldn't be arsed today, I thought he did ok!!!!!

Devaluing the original post!

Very embarrassing! Having earlier explained to my seven year old about what happened 30 years ago and to not worry because it is much safer now, for him to see smoke was probably very scary!

But I suppose the offender thought it was great!

Where will the team be staying?

You don't think he will be up for it???????

Can't control the ball and poor first touch are the same thing. Pog's control, first touch, receiving of the ball and hold up play are generally very good.

if your Cox, Mackie partnership is a winner, surely your subs wouldn't be two strikers?

I would like to see Pog and Mackie Saturday.

I would like to see him back, if only to sit on the bench. His appearance, on the pitch for a cameo, or even just to warm up, would stir the crowd and instill a bit of atmosphere. The noise levels have changed so much in recent years, only rising when 'impact' players such as Royston entered proceed...

Pog to rediscover his Craven Cottage scoring form. Reading 2-0.