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by Mr Optimist
14 Feb 2011 18:06
Forum: General Football
Topic: CheLOLsea
Replies: 9596
Views: 853724

Re: CheLOLsea

Well I think nothing is a bit harsh Harold, they had won the league once. and the Full Members Cup, Division 2 Championship, Zenith Data Systems Cup...you call that nothing? Earlier 90s Sugar Daddy, Matthew "Should have gone by train" Harding's investment paid for those top half finishes,...
by Mr Optimist
02 Feb 2011 21:23
Forum: General Football
Topic: Gary Neville
Replies: 30
Views: 3288

Re: Gary Neville

Silver Fox An uttercunt but a very solid defender

Will always have the LOLz of him trying to kiss his badge to remember


Aye, that and the dodgy 'tache era and the last derby game at Maine Road back pass to the Goat...Gary Neville is a blue, he hates munichs etc etc
by Mr Optimist
02 Feb 2011 21:15
Forum: General Football
Topic: Who's going to replace the two sexists?
Replies: 53
Views: 3865

Re: Who's going to replace the two sexists?

Give their alleged combined £2.7m annual salary equally divided between all Football league clubs and just spare us the dogshoite that Monkey Man Keys and Andy "I could have managed Everton but bottled it" Gray came out with for a season. Failing that Roger Mellie in the monkey man anchor ...
by Mr Optimist
01 Feb 2011 21:52
Forum: The Team
Topic: Cardiff Away - Match Thread
Replies: 337
Views: 26928

Re: Cardiff Away - Match Thread

paultheroyal Bradley Wright Phillips off and running!!


With calipers on....
by Mr Optimist
01 Feb 2011 21:51
Forum: The Team
Topic: Cardiff Away - Match Thread
Replies: 337
Views: 26928

Re: Cardiff Away - Match Thread

I didn't know Manset had been in Star Trek?

p.s the cripple that is BWP has just scored for Charlton
by Mr Optimist
27 Jan 2011 21:12
Forum: General Football
Topic: Crap football phraseology
Replies: 148
Views: 12211

Re: Crap football phraseology

When pundits say things like..."players like your Gerrards, your Beckhams, or your Heskeys" in the plural We need more posts from the Mr Optimists of this world I'd like to say that's why I posted the same message twice but the truth is my broadband's decided to go an oxford go slow! Anot...
by Mr Optimist
27 Jan 2011 21:06
Forum: General Football
Topic: Crap football phraseology
Replies: 148
Views: 12211

Re: Crap football phraseology

When pundits say things like..."players like your Gerrards, your Beckhams, or your Heskeys" in the plural
by Mr Optimist
27 Jan 2011 21:05
Forum: General Football
Topic: Crap football phraseology
Replies: 148
Views: 12211

Re: Crap football phraseology

When pundits say things like..."players like your Gerrards, your Beckhams, or your Heskeys" in the plural
by Mr Optimist
25 Jan 2011 13:22
Forum: General Football
Topic: charlie adam?
Replies: 36
Views: 2053

Re: charlie adam?

Point is, as Brendy is alluding to, he won't be worth £46m to Blackpool if he stays but becomes ineffective and disinterested as he sees his chance to play for one of the two largest English clubs slipping away.....
by Mr Optimist
23 Jan 2011 12:28
Forum: General Football
Topic: The generic transfer thread
Replies: 10376
Views: 1184547

Re: The January transfer thread

[/quote] If he joins Arsenal (or Chelsea) though, it can only be a good thing for England......we desperately need someone to fill Terry and Ferdinands boots.[/quote] Could you explain why Cahill shifting 3 or 4 places up in the league would be better for England?[/quote] Champions League experience...
by Mr Optimist
20 Jan 2011 22:41
Forum: Classifieds
Topic: Rare video for sale
Replies: 15
Views: 1250

Re: Rare video for sale

That season only the East Stand was open for the first 8 league games as punishment for the "disorder" at the Middlesbro play off final home leg. I was on the BBC news on the pitch at Stamford Bridge after that play off game. I managed to burn half my face as the sun was so strong from the...
by Mr Optimist
19 Jan 2011 20:20
Forum: General Football
Topic: 27,755
Replies: 20
Views: 1778

Re: 27,755

'Nited advertising every 15 minutes on Talk Sport to try and sell tickets for their next home game aswell....what is the world of football in Mancunia coming to?
by Mr Optimist
11 Jan 2011 06:59
Forum: General Football
Topic: Ian Holloway
Replies: 27
Views: 3936

Re: Ian Holloway

The..."knowing my luck if I fell in to a barrel of tits I would come up sucking my thumb" quote is my personal favourite.

I hope for his sake Blackpool v Southampton is not a Championship fixture next season
by Mr Optimist
09 Jan 2011 09:46
Forum: General Football
Topic: Warnock's latest rant
Replies: 24
Views: 2705

Re: Warnock's latest rant

I thought it was a strange "tackle" by Mackie. it looked like a 10 year old in the playground tackle where you just run full tilt at the person with the ball and see where the ball ends up afterwards. I think that is probably what the odious Diouf was moaning about. I feel very sorry for M...
by Mr Optimist
04 Jan 2011 21:20
Forum: General Football
Topic: The generic transfer thread
Replies: 10376
Views: 1184547

Re: The January transfer thread

I know what you mean. They are not really dark enough to call darkies either.
by Mr Optimist
03 Jan 2011 21:40
Forum: General Football
Topic: CheLOLsea
Replies: 9596
Views: 853724

Re: CheLOLsea

rfcjoe
No Fixed Abode Drogba - Time for a change?

Yeah, he should defo be @ a top 4 clb m8 :!: He doesn't want Europa League football next season.


He's taken the gangsta's cash for a few years now so money is not the issue. He will want to go back and play for a big club like Marseille.
by Mr Optimist
03 Jan 2011 21:36
Forum: General Football
Topic: The generic transfer thread
Replies: 10376
Views: 1184547

Re: The January transfer thread

Geezer on the left is the Asian Didier Drogba
by Mr Optimist
03 Jan 2011 21:21
Forum: Club Policies
Topic: Beer in half-litre plastic glasses?
Replies: 17
Views: 3119

Re: Beer in half-litre plastic glasses?

Citeh have, or about to, introduce a two pint plastic glass to cut down on congestion on the concourses at half time.

Only problem for me would be having some sort of "eazee pee" system that allowed me to expel a lot of urine without leaving my seat.
by Mr Optimist
16 Dec 2010 13:36
Forum: The Team
Topic: Favourite "old skool" Reading chant
Replies: 98
Views: 16915

Re: Favourite "old skool" Reading chant

On a similar vein..in your northern slums,
in your northern slums,
you piss on the carpet
you vvank in the bath
you beat up your grandma
you think it's a laugh
in your northern slums

sign on, sign on
by Mr Optimist
14 Dec 2010 12:59
Forum: General Football
Topic: Record Watch
Replies: 98
Views: 8953

Re: Record Watch

Have Bangor played Aberystwyth Town yet? An old school friend of mine manages them. Can you give him some grief and tell him I still haven't forgiven him for blazing about 30 gift wrapped chances I laid on for him over the bar against Aberporth in 1985ish. 6ft, Bangor played away at Aberystwyth at ...
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