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"Please welcome again the cheerleaders from the Dallas Cowboys. We'd like to apologise to those people who might have been offended when the costume of one of the girls fell off at the last home game."

running about like harper does can only be affected negatively by a huge mega breakfast before a game. Apart from the fact that it will provide him with the huge amount of calories he needs to last 90 minutes, your statement is entirely correct. calories that could be obtained in vastly higher quan...

You being a bit harsh on Kitson, I thought he was good today. Doyle's goal was sheer class errrrrr.....Hahnemann didn't let in a single goal today (out of a total of zero shots on target). I disagree that we only won against Derby. The point is that Derby will be at or near the bottom all season, an...

He should be sacked immediately and replaced by a committee made up of HNA posters. It's clear that the wisest of them, with experience gathered from a long and successful career on CM, are the only ones with the answers to all of our problems. After signing all the best players in the World, we wou...

Yes (but not with us).

Surely, if he'd inseminated himself and gave himself a child I'd have read it in the Sunday Sport. Oh, wait a minute, who are his 'Media Chums'? Could explain a lot!! Seriously though, I quite like the Bristol clubs. They have been starved of success, yet have a strong passionate fanbase. What have ...

There's only one way to motivate Coppell into making the correct decisions. In the time-honoured RFC way he should get soundly booed!!!

It worked with Andy Hughes and Seol, after all.

Maybe form won't come into it. The season we beat Pompey at Fratton Park, we were the worst team in the league by a long way. The previous league game we were beaten 6-0 at Tranmere.

I think we'll win 2-0 with goals from Andy Ringer and Alan Trialist.

15 September: someone suggests that Dodge is fishing. 19 September: West Stand Flash works out what fishing is and decides that 'Yeah that's what he was doing' 4 days is a long time for that sort of information to sink in. I always thought thst Weat Stand Flash can't be as stupid as Dodge because, a...

Yes, we are in a bit of trouble at the moment, but we still have 40 games of the season to play. We still have the team spirit, and we have a good youth system which is beginning to bear real fruit. I believe (hope) that this is what will keep us up this year. If, however, the worst happens and we ...

As predicted by Hampshire Royalllllllllllll, Dodge's prediction that City would fly is now looking to be the complete bollox that was obvious to any right minded person. By predicting that they would do well, he put the Dodger curse on them and less than one day later they tumble from their top posi...

Sir Dodger Royal spot on as usual. City are flying and look like replacing the Royals in the Premiership. The Royals suffer from a tight fisted old **** of a Chairman who sets a wage cap which barely interests average Championship players. I hate to say it but Coppell has also lost the plot by bein...

Never think that he's just fishing and doesn't actually believe what he's saying. He does. He thinks he's clever, He thinks he's funny, He thinks he's saying the 'truth' about RFC. Look at what he;'s saying: He seems to think that we need to spend lots of money of 'quality' players and pay them astr...

Well, I'm sorry that people missed my point. I was trying to be sarcastic. Of course we're in trouble!! My point was that EVERY prediction by that @sshole is wrong, so if he is predicting we will go down (like he did before last season) we won't. Nor will Brizzle go up, he's put the Dodger curse on ...

Well, thank fcuk for that!!! Just when I thought that things were beginning to look bad, on comes that tit and predicts that we are in real trouble. Phew!!

Just think where we might be if his 'advice' had been followed and we'd signed Gary Alexander, or appointed Bassett as manager?

Dear Emily,

Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a slightly more mature man with a much better physique than your current bloke (beauty is in the eye of the beholder etc)? If so I'm available, but you might have to make an appointment.

Yours
Hampshire Dreamer

No I can't, but I'm a bit more tollarunt of spilling mustakes than you.

I don't see what's so interesting about "Some Twat's" post. He said that you only get 2 or 3 seasons from a player. Well, that's most of our team fcuked then. He also said that it might take years for Liam to becaome a good defender. Well, yes it might, but he might also be another Nicky S...

That's amazing. You mean there are at least three Reading fans in Belfast????

I'm here until the end of Novemeber (maybe longer). What do you do in Carryduff. What IS there to do in Carryduff?????