Get up, see the family off to the MIL's, turn on PS3, log on to redtube, rub one out, shower, 5 more minutes of redtube, oakford for 12, 3 pints of star, bus stop at 1, shit on the villa while talking to m8s about films, watch stoke beat Chelsea, see the irony in finally getting Fulham away now it's...

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Silver Fox But how can you overrate Jimmy?

The black Pele?

The black Glen Little, or to put it another way The Black White Pele

But how can you overrate Jimmy?

7-0 'ding

Griffin with the first then a hat-trick in each half for MC Kebe, who is then subbed to a chorus of boos in the 85th minute, having narrowly shot wide from 72 yards, failing to make it 8

I liked Palace's administrator's claim that Colin told him that he didn't have the stomach for the fight.

Colin's reply was "well, he's an accountant" Not entrirely sure how that works

Latest email contains a broken image and the text 'Team Burbs' so I suppose that solves that one I did think that windups were supposed to be in some way amusing? I don't know, getting people all in a tizz about something as pntless as a marketing email is worth at least a couple of minor LOLz. Wel...

If TBM isn't behind this prank I'll be extremely surprised

6ft Kerplunk Isn't the taking ideas from hockey just part of the making it ok to be a ghey in football campaign?

It's what Justin Fashanu and Ashley Cole would have wanted

Sepp Blatter a good decade behind me on this one. I've been advocating the aboltion of offsides for at least ten years, obviously I didn't get the idea from hockey though, that shit would be ghey

Vision the people that give a shit can form their own club in their own image which actually reflects the people of Portsmouth.

That's not pretty

How will the whole "penalty carrying over if you're already down" thing work? As in the past any club affected has been going from a FL competition to another FL competition. Pompey would be going from PL to FL and as seems obvious the PL really don't care what happens once it's not their ...

Mr Optimist Just heard the Barron Knights have put a consortium together to try and buy out the Glazers at crisis club Man Yoo.

It's actually the Arabian Knights, they're going to make the debt the size of an ant

But some think 8pm is already too late. The obvious solution is to have a matinee performance at say 5.30 and then an evening show at 9, then everybody's happy

6ft Kerplunk

Silver Fox Can anyone think of a good reason why I'd watch this nonsense on Wednesday night?

Bear in mind it's on ITV

There's nothing else on and its not like you'll manage a whole evening without telly.

That's the best reason so far

He's got a serious touch of the comical Ali's about him

I'm not quite sure how his tactic of saying they have buyers lined up but they can't confirm if they have any money just yet is going to impress the court

Sellasie's does excellent buffalo wings and has eight HD screens

Thought it was pathetic to see the Reading fans clapping the sad twat to be honest I can only imagine how dull and boring it must be for anyone who follows Wednesday away to see him come out with the same old shit everyweek...attention seeking at it's worst. Personally I thought it was embarrassing...

What? You mean the text message sevice is tailored to each person that uses it?

Definite massive LOLz @ the marketing team there

I take it Frank Richardson and all the others involved in '27 are long gone? One of my favourite moments was when Frankie was paraded at Elm PArk ('85?) and had the Stevie Rich song adapted for him.

As players are unlikely can we turn up anyone who was there as a fan in '27? Did RL go?

He's a character SBers

Unfortunately he's a character in the new ITV show "Attention seeking pcunts that mongs find entertaining"