Good. Workout. Poor first half with Somks particularly at fault and bailed out time and again by Boris. Jem stood out but tweaked a hamstring. Different class when cavalry came on. Jordan will be quality, but for me Jake Murphy was very good. Morrison impressed, too. Special mention for Griff - comp...

I('s very simple. RFC will never be a 'big club'. We may now float between the Prem and 'League 1' unless some mad man comes in and throws lots of cash at The Mad Man. And I really don't want that. I like the fact that we are one of the oldest clubs in the world, we have a great chairman and manager...

Brighton... I mean, seriously, Brighton? Having a right old laugh reading NSC and how much the 'nice boys' really don't like us. If it was Aldersh*t, I'd understand. One of my favourite away days was 20th November 1993. Blinding finish from Scotty Taylor at the Goldstone. "We'll be top at five ...

I woke up this morning realising how little I cared about Mills going. Call it instinct or intuition, but it doesn't feel bad at all. He just (from my perspective) "wasn't a Reading player" I feel sure we will find 1-2 decent FBs and probably a LB soon and I sincerely believe we won't mis...

As always, the annual: "Aldersh*t away, please" request.

No other match matters.

Can hold our heads high, sang louder when we were losing that Swansea when they were cruising. Dominated the game for most of it, thought they were boring as hell and we gifted them goals, they need a massive overhaul if they're to stand a chance next seaosn. Won't be disappointed to have the likes...

We'll find another giraffe on crack fro somewhere..... it may take until Chrimbo but we will..... As for strikers, assuming that is Shane gone, well..... there's always Simon Church. You laugh - I laugh - but with a run in the team and some confidence (a la Shane post Chrimbo), who knows? And we hav...

As a plastic I had the benefit of 'relatively sober' review of the pens in slo-mo. Neither looked like a pen in real time, but the first was most definitely conclusive in replay. The second was never a penalty. Griff used his body strength to turn as the ball came in and he never made any movement t...

"Kes, you tedious cock".... Brilliant.

I especially loved the tweet yesterday:

"Congratulations to the four times winners for beating the three times winners, love the five times winners."

Yep finally got round to signing up to join in the inane banter! Is Boston bar where you guys usually go? I'm flying out tomorrow at 3 coming backon Monday night flight! Is that you, Paul? Boston's usually - just down the road from me. Would have been on a flight today but would have to get the 20:...

Camel Royal Another Dubai UAE Day trip. URRRZZZZZZ

oxf*rd off newbie.... oh!

Who are you? Afraid I'll be in Boston Bar with four other Royals..... Have a top day.

Completely mindless, middle of the road, early 70s American AOR poo.

No depth, no meaning, no passion. And it's just crap, frankly.

All continents covered now! North America, South America, Africa, Europe, Asia, Oceania Australia - Sawyers left arm (17,000 KM from Sydney) / Gandalf Presley (16,912 KM from Melbourne), friend of juanPablo (Perth) China (Republic of)/ Chinese Taipei / Taiwan - Taipeiroyal Colombia -Big Ern (approx...

SWLR Enjoy - The Whiff is safe.

You have a grand day out, matey, and be extra loud for your Dad.

The Cap

Remember it well.

Oooo, I can actually spot myself in this pic.

DHH should have pointed out that I prefer my wings marinaded (for at least 12 hours). If it can be served with a salsa and a glass of fine Pinot Grigio it would be most appreciative. We're the top tier, We're the top tier of the stand... shhhhhh!!!! DHH are you making it over, or will you be gnawin...

This should be in the Hall of Fame. Clearly, it's affected many fans and most have a similar, if not quite so poignant, story to tell. I know I have and know of several other Non Nobbers, too, who would share the sentiment. The dearly departed will be gathering around the big screen in the sky and h...

SWLR 538 + 9 Tourists, just to annoy RL

Pah. See all the geriatrics are at the back, then.

S'ok, RL, SWLR is quite harmless. Just give him a chicken wing to gnaw on and you'll be reet.

However, if we stay down the Championship looks like it will be the most competitive it has ever been next season. With the likes of West Ham coming down with big parachute payments and the likes of Brighton and Southampton on the up, it will be a fantastic roller coaster ride in the Championship n...

Silly me...I thought this was one of those rare times where grown people not only are allowed to behave like children but are expected to. My mate I know over there is sending me a team jersey with #13 on the back. And if it arrives in time I will be wearing while watching the game and screaming at...