AFC Reading

[floyd__streete]

I think we’re all a little disenfranchised with the club these days. Who fancies applying to join the Hellenic League for 2014/15? We could play on a roped-off pitch at Kingsmeadow – links there to the club’s early days – and have a gr8 laugh, bring a cool box and a few beers, fire up the Barbie. Be just like the old days, just without a roof. Best of all: No Adkins or AZ

Taking nominations for officer posts in the club now. I nominate:

Chairman – Svlad ‘Dirk Gently’ Cjelli
Treasurer – Royal Blue
Fixtures Secretary – Four of Clubs
PR – Sir Dodger Royal
Youth Development – Royal Rother
Ticket Office Manager – Ian Royal
Club Doctor – BrendyWendy
Denny Fullbrook – Royal Lady

[Albert Spangler]

Hobnob FC can offer a ground share at Berkshire County Sports in Sonning.

[LoyalRoyalFan]

Shaun Cummings could be our first signing.

[Royal Lady]

IN!!!!! but I want to be Annie Bassett!!

[winchester_royal]

STAAR Chairman - w_r

[NewCorkSeth]

I want in.

[Royal Lady]

I want in.

You can be the Golden Gamble ticket seller

[Green]

Social Media manager - frimmers3

[LUX]

Team Bus Driver- Wizard (may need retraining)
Team Manager/Coach-Ian Royal
Mascot - Papes

[jd82]

Social Media manager - frimmers3

*chortle

[Waylenstreet]

I think we’re all a little disenfranchised with the club these days. Who fancies applying to join the Hellenic League for 2014/15? We could play on a roped-off pitch at Kingsmeadow – links there to the club’s early days – and have a gr8 laugh, bring a cool box and a few beers, fire up the Barbie. Be just like the old days, just without a roof. Best of all: No Adkins or AZ

Taking nominations for officer posts in the club now. I nominate:

Chairman – Svlad ‘Dirk Gently’ Cjelli
Treasurer – Royal Blue
Fixtures Secretary – Four of Clubs
PR – Sir Dodger Royal
Youth Development – Royal Rother
Ticket Office Manager – Ian Royal
Club Doctor – BrendyWendy
Denny Fullbrook – Royal Lady

I don't think you meant disenfranchised. I think you meant disenchanted.
The club may well be disenfranchised. But not by the supporters...yet.

[No Fixed Abode]

IN!!!!! but I want to be Annie Bassett!!

She was fit though.

[NewCorkSeth]

I want in.

You can be the Golden Gamble ticket seller

YES!

[melonhead]

In!

[sandman]

In!

PR man.

[melonhead]

cleary says club doctor on the proposal.

[sandman]

Nah, you'd be much better suited to club arse coverer than SDR.

[Caskeys Lovechild]

In. As long as we can have balloon and torn up newspaper thrown as the teams come out.....

[Royal Lady]

In. As long as we can have balloon and torn up newspaper thrown as the teams come out.....

As long as you jolly well clear it all up again before you go home.

Do we need a Steward?

[LightwaterRoyal]

The club crest would have to be Jimmy Kebe doing the ear thing. And all socks would have to have hydraulics on remote controls so the manager can choose when appropriate to lower or pull them up.