Could Oliver Norwood be a Premier League target?

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Could Oliver Norwood be a Premier League target?

by steve55 » 23 Nov 2015 22:02

Hi All,

Oliver Norwood has been in excellent form for us hasn't he!

Could Premier League clubs be taking a keen interest in him with a view to a Jan move?

Here's an article that suggests so, can we hold onto him?

Hope you enjoy the article!

https://www.the-newshub.com/football/norwich-city-five-obscure-championship-names-to-target-in-january

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Re: Could Oliver Norwood be a Premier League target?

by bcubed » 23 Nov 2015 22:07

steve55 Hi All,

Oliver Norwood has been in excellent form for us hasn't he!

Could Premier League clubs be taking a keen interest in him with a view to a Jan move?

Here's an article that suggests so, can we hold onto him?

Hope you enjoy the article!

https://www.the-newshub.com/football/norwich-city-five-obscure-championship-names-to-target-in-january


I sincerely hope not
He's all that's holding the team together right now

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Re: Could Oliver Norwood be a Premier League target?

by paultheroyal » 23 Nov 2015 22:29

Really hope not. He's our very own adhesive.

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Re: Could Oliver Norwood be a Premier League target?

by leon » 23 Nov 2015 22:56

That would be terrible. Norwood is quite literally glue.

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Re: Could Oliver Norwood be a Premier League target?

by Jagermesiter1871 » 23 Nov 2015 23:03

I hope not. Norwood literally makes me sticky, like glue.


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Re: Could Oliver Norwood be a Premier League target?

by PistolPete » 23 Nov 2015 23:18

No chance, he's the sticky bit to our sellotape

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Re: Could Oliver Norwood be a Premier League target?

by SCIAG » 24 Nov 2015 13:11

It would be better for Reading if he stayed. He's... blu-tac.

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Re: Could Oliver Norwood be a Premier League target?

by One8Seven1* » 24 Nov 2015 13:28

He's nails. If he leaves, there's no more nails!

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Re: Could Oliver Norwood be a Premier League target?

by genome » 24 Nov 2015 14:06

By the Premier League, do you mean the Evo-Stik Premier League?


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Re: Could Oliver Norwood be a Premier League target?

by Armadillo Roadkill » 24 Nov 2015 14:48

One8Seven1* He's nails. If he leaves, there's no more nails!


Good one. Now fük off newbie.

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Re: Could Oliver Norwood be a Premier League target?

by One8Seven1* » 24 Nov 2015 16:13

Armadillo Roadkill
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Good one. Now fük off newbie.


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Re: Could Oliver Norwood be a Premier League target?

by Armadillo Roadkill » 24 Nov 2015 16:33

Now you've had the traditional HNA? welcome, you're one of us now.

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Re: Could Oliver Norwood be a Premier League target?

by SCIAG » 24 Nov 2015 20:15

I would like to make four important points:

1) Yes, but we probably won't sell in January
2) It's pretty blatant that the original poster is also the author of the article, but doesn't want to admit it
3) This should be in Unfounded Rumours and Gossip. As a matter of fact, there's already a thread there.
4) Rowan Liburd should start our next match.


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Re: Could Oliver Norwood be a Premier League target?

by Cripple Creek » 24 Nov 2015 20:35

Oliver Norwood is our very own elastic band. If he were to go it would be like cutting the rubber, so to speak.

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Re: Could Oliver Norwood be a Premier League target?

by Armadillo Roadkill » 24 Nov 2015 20:57

Oliver Norwood is the gelatine that sets the midfield, the pectin that solidifies the formation, and the isinglass that brings texture and clarity to Clarke (treacherous) tactics.

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Re: Could Oliver Norwood be a Premier League target?

by Cripple Creek » 24 Nov 2015 22:50

Watching Norwood control the midfield is, quite literally, like observing an ancient cave dweller apply bitumen to stick a flint axe head to the top of his wooden hunting spear.

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Re: Could Oliver Norwood be a Premier League target?

by strap » 24 Nov 2015 22:57

Armadillo Roadkill
One8Seven1* He's nails. If he leaves, there's no more nails!


Good one. Now fük off newbie.


Bugger - you beat me to it.

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Re: Could Oliver Norwood be a Premier League target?

by strap » 24 Nov 2015 22:57

Armadillo Roadkill Now you've had the traditional HNA? welcome, you're one of us now.


And you can never escape :twisted:

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Re: Could Oliver Norwood be a Premier League target?

by strap » 24 Nov 2015 22:59

SCIAG I would like to make four important points:

1) Yes, but we probably won't sell in January
2) It's pretty blatant that the original poster is also the author of the article, but doesn't want to admit it
3) This should be in Unfounded Rumours and Gossip. As a matter of fact, there's already a thread there.
4) Rowan Liburd should start our next match.


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Re: Could Oliver Norwood be a Premier League target?

by strap » 24 Nov 2015 23:00

strap
SCIAG I would like to make four important points:

1) Yes, but we probably won't sell in January
2) It's pretty blatant that the original poster is also the author of the article, but doesn't want to admit it
3) This should be in Unfounded Rumours and Gossip. As a matter of fact, there's already a thread there.
4) Rowan Liburd should start our next match.


I fervantly believe Rowan Liburd is actually Basir Savage AICMFP.


And I have made 3 (no make that 4) consecutive posts on one thread. That means I am either an utter div, or hold some kind of record - or more likely both - so I will get my coat ... :oops:

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