Build the worst Reading footballer

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Build the worst Reading footballer

by muirinho » 30 Jun 2017 15:39

After seeing this post here
viewtopic.php?f=4&t=135263&p=4493732#p4493732

I got to remembering that other site's 'Building the perfect ReadingFC footballer'
https://thetilehurstend.sbnation.com/20 ... footballer

(Which actually ended up in an official matchday programme - clearly somebody at the club wanted an easy life that week)

Anyway, I was wondering what the worst possible Reading footballer would be - if you combined different bits of various ex-players through the years.

As a start - my nominations for character would be one of a) Danny Guthrie, b) Royston Drenthe and c) Robin Friday.

Any advances? and what about the worst athletic ability, worst left foot, worst football brain etc etc.

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Re: Build the worst Reading footballer

by PistolPete » 30 Jun 2017 15:43

Andre Bikey needs to be involved

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Re: Build the worst Reading footballer

by muirinho » 30 Jun 2017 15:48

PistolPete Andre Bikey needs to be involved


character? Or brain?

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Re: Build the worst Reading footballer

by John Smith » 30 Jun 2017 15:55

Matej Vydra for all attributes.

Close thread.

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Re: Build the worst Reading footballer

by CountryRoyal » 30 Jun 2017 16:07

Onside awareness/timing - Adam Le Fondre.


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Re: Build the worst Reading footballer

by Readingfanman » 30 Jun 2017 16:09

VFM - Fae

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Re: Build the worst Reading footballer

by gazzer, loyal royal » 30 Jun 2017 16:12

Hope Akpan's first touch, his second touch was always a tackle

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Re: Build the worst Reading footballer

by Half Biscuit » 30 Jun 2017 16:28

Toilet manners - Robin Friday

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Re: Build the worst Reading footballer

by RATM » 30 Jun 2017 16:39

Irvin Gernons pace


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Re: Build the worst Reading footballer

by Nameless » 30 Jun 2017 16:49

Steve Death's heading ability
Billy Whitehurst's pace
James Harper's tackling
Michael Gilkes's crossing
Ali al Habsi's passing
Danny William's vision

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Re: Build the worst Reading footballer

by NewCorkSeth » 30 Jun 2017 16:53

Liam Moore's penalty taking.

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Re: Build the worst Reading footballer

by Hendo » 30 Jun 2017 17:08

Ian Harte's balance?


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Re: Build the worst Reading footballer

by Handsome Man » 30 Jun 2017 17:20

Nick Blackman's consistency
Matejovsky's ability to pick out a man with a pass
Piazon's desire to get stuck in
Hurlock's grace and subtlety
Mass Saar's turning circle
Swift's left foot


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Re: Build the worst Reading footballer

by muirinho » 30 Jun 2017 17:24

NewCorkSeth Liam Moore's penalty taking.


Not having that. Leave Moore alone. :(

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Re: Build the worst Reading footballer

by El Diablo » 30 Jun 2017 17:27

Everything about Brian Howard

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Re: Build the worst Reading footballer

by Ark Royal » 30 Jun 2017 17:31

Take one Michael Meaker. Add water. Stir until totally shit (should not take long).

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Re: Build the worst Reading footballer

by Oilroyal » 30 Jun 2017 18:41

Simon Sheppard for a safe pair of hands in goal.

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Re: Build the worst Reading footballer

by CountryRoyal » 30 Jun 2017 19:22

Anton Ferdinand's fitness
Matthieu Manset's stamina

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Re: Build the worst Reading footballer

by maffff » 30 Jun 2017 19:26

McAnuff's finishing

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Re: Build the worst Reading footballer

by harry » 30 Jun 2017 20:04

Mark Reilly's everything
Possibly Paul Bodin's pace
Michael Meaker's chin
Boris Mikhailov's "hair"
Paul Brayson's nose for goal

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