Jaap Stam Had a Dream

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Jaap Stam Had a Dream

by Theroyalbox » 17 Aug 2017 09:32

What ever happened to this song? This was surely a crowd favourite last year and I cant see why it hasn't carried on this year except his holiness Rakels departure but surely Barrow would fit that spot rather nicely.


Or are we just waiting to sign shane long so he can fill the gap

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Re: Jaap Stam Had a Dream

by Nameless » 17 Aug 2017 12:20

Suspect the million pounds plus we paid for Barrow means he doesn't fit into the song at all...

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Re: Jaap Stam Had a Dream

by maffff » 17 Aug 2017 12:41

"Jaap Stam had a dream
to build a football team,
he didn't have money,
then he did. The end."

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Re: Jaap Stam Had a Dream

by Nameless » 17 Aug 2017 13:12

And of course Jaap spent largish sums last season anyway, and he didn't sign McShane or Rakells.
So it's a FakeSong really.

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Re: Jaap Stam Had a Dream

by Hound » 17 Aug 2017 13:41

maffff "Jaap Stam had a dream
to build a football team,
he didn't have money,
then he did. The end."


Jaap Stam had a dream
to build a football team,
he had some money, but not as much as those clubs who can go out and spend 7,8,9, 10 million on one player
so he had to be inventive in what he could do


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Re: Jaap Stam Had a Dream

by Theroyalbox » 17 Aug 2017 13:43

maffff "Jaap Stam had a dream
to build a football team,
he didn't have money,
then he did. The end."


Granted its not quite as catchy, but I have heard worse

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Re: Jaap Stam Had a Dream

by Norfolk Royal » 17 Aug 2017 14:12

Never joined in with that one as don't know the words.

It seems to start off well then tail off into a mumbling dirge of mind boggling inanity.

I could be wrong of course as I don't know the words.

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Re: Jaap Stam Had a Dream

by maffff » 17 Aug 2017 14:13

Norfolk Royal Never joined in with that one as don't know the words.

It seems to start off well then tail off into a mumbling dirge of mind boggling inanity.

I could be wrong of course as I don't know the words.


To what tune :?:

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Re: Jaap Stam Had a Dream

by Hound » 17 Aug 2017 14:24

maffff
Norfolk Royal Never joined in with that one as don't know the words.

It seems to start off well then tail off into a mumbling dirge of mind boggling inanity.

I could be wrong of course as I don't know the words.


To what tune :?:


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Re: Jaap Stam Had a Dream

by notloyalenuffroyal » 17 Aug 2017 15:02

Japp Stam had a dream
For strawberries and cream
He had no funds so went to Madjeski
He too had a lack
So went round the back
Got in his Jaguar, drove to buy a pack.

About as relevant as the old version...

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Re: Jaap Stam Had a Dream

by Theroyalbox » 17 Aug 2017 15:07

Jaap Stam had a dream
to build a football team
he had limited knowledge of the European market
so in stepped Teverdeeeeeeeen
McShane at the back
No one in attack
We lost in the final
So now we are back

??

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Re: Jaap Stam Had a Dream

by John Smith » 17 Aug 2017 16:02

Theroyalbox Jaap Stam had a dream
to build a football team
he had limited knowledge of the European market
so in stepped Teverdeeeeeeeen
McShane at the back
No one in attack
We lost in the final
So now we are back

??

You aren't a Reading fan

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Re: Jaap Stam Had a Dream

by Snowflake Royal » 17 Aug 2017 17:16

Theroyalbox Jaap Stam had a dream
to build a football team
he had limited knowledge of the European market
so in stepped Teverdeeeeeeeen
McShane at the back
No one in attack
We lost in the final
So now we are back

??

I actually like this.


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Re: Jaap Stam Had a Dream

by CountryRoyal » 17 Aug 2017 17:37

I really rate the no one in attack line, I want this to be a thing.

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Re: Jaap Stam Had a Dream

by Lower West » 17 Aug 2017 22:27

"Jaap Stam had a dream
to build a football team,
he didn't have money,
so had to let Danny Williams go for free.

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