Stolen Taxi

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Stolen Taxi

by percy_freeman » 16 Feb 2018 22:42

Rumour has it, 4 of our players nicked a taxi whilst on warm weather training in Spain but no action is to be taken as they passed it back straight away!

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by BR0B0T » 16 Feb 2018 22:57

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by CountryRoyal » 16 Feb 2018 23:41

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by Eaststandman » 17 Feb 2018 00:06

It would take more than four of our players to pull that off, after all they can hardly collect points with three times as many!

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by Sutekh » 17 Feb 2018 09:51

Rumour also has it that a game of pass the parcel had to be abandoned after the players became confused.


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by Royal Rother » 17 Feb 2018 09:58

Obviously this one wasn’t us but that story shows these players in a truly terrible light.

The fact that the senior pros for the bottom team in the PL away on a warm weather training camp, break a midnight curfew and are out until 05.30 is bad enough. Nicking a taxi just adds another level. :shock:

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by Davezk » 17 Feb 2018 11:16

It's something you'd expect the youth players to do... not senior pros.

Wonder what their punishment will be. Probably a petty fine from the club to not hurt their feelings :roll:

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by Lower West » 17 Feb 2018 13:06

percy_freeman wrote:Rumour has it, 4 of our players nicked a taxi whilst on warm weather training in Spain but no action is to be taken as they passed it back straight away!


Rumour has it they expected the taxi to move of it's own accord without a driver. After 90 minutes of waiting they got out and walked.

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by oldebiscuit » 17 Feb 2018 19:01

Davezk wrote: Wonder what their punishment will be. Probably a petty fine from the club to not hurt their feelings :roll:


Well, when you consider that their Manager just a couple of seasons ago, walked up to an opposition player on the touchline, and headbutted him, you just can't imagine what he could say.


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by JIM » 17 Feb 2018 22:23

Sort that our judas pardew, :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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by 2 world wars, 1 world cup » 18 Feb 2018 14:48

What's Bullivant got to do with this?

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by Woodcote Royal » 18 Feb 2018 15:05

percy_freeman wrote:Rumour has it, 4 of our players nicked a taxi whilst on warm weather training in Spain but no action is to be taken as they passed it back straight away!


I think you'll find Mannone passed it to Moore who passed it to Blackett, who tried to pass it to the opposition but miskicked so it bounced off Gunter's shin but, thanks to his 8500 caps for Wales, he retrieved the wayward pass and skillfully passed it between himself for nearly 5 minutes.

Japp watched from the pavement beaming with pride.

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by Green » 20 Feb 2018 11:29

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by John Smith » 20 Feb 2018 16:35

Bullivant was driving

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Re: Stolen Taxi

by leon » 20 Feb 2018 18:49

This isn’t your finest moment boys.

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Re: Stolen Taxi

by Green » 21 Feb 2018 14:44

Noones exactly shining here, leon.

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