The All New 2018/19 Season Rougeometer

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The All New 2018/19 Season Rougeometer

by TheRouge » 23 Jul 2018 13:27

Much like the large hadron collider, we have had some issues, and the Rougeometer had to be dismantled and part of it had to go back into R&D. Alongside this engineering work, the algorithm used has had to be strengthened. 1041 factors are now considered, as opposed to 841 when the Rougeometer was taken out of commission. The modern game has evolved and there are new factors which need to be considered as inputs. These new additions are wide-ranging, from more widely available kilometres covered statistics, to softer factors such as 'are the squad distracted by fortnite and FIFA?'. Camaraderie figures for example, are now taken from a 60:40 blend of goal celebration togetherness as well as social media squad member post interaction.

So in short, IT'S BACK! It's better than ever. Yes, you need some faith to believe the results as we will not reveal the full content of the algorithmic black box, but I urge you not to think do I believe, but to think can I afford not to believe? Are you prepared to miss the ride? Or do you want to be first in the queue, take your seat, strap yourself in and begin the journey?

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Where will Reading finish this season?

1st/2nd 4.7%
3rd-6th 20.6%
7th-12th 38.7%
13th-17th 26.3%
18th-21st 7.6%
22nd-24th 2.1%
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Re: The All New 2018/19 Season Rougeometer

by tidus_mi2 » 23 Jul 2018 13:46

Holy shit, it's back.

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Re: The All New 2018/19 Season Rougeometer

by Stranded » 23 Jul 2018 13:46

Seems fair.

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Re: The All New 2018/19 Season Rougeometer

by Old Man Andrews » 23 Jul 2018 13:52

WHAT THE oxf*rd IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The All New 2018/19 Season Rougeometer

by CountryRoyal » 23 Jul 2018 13:53

FCUK YES. I wholeheartedly believe that the reason we did badly last season was because of the Rougeometer or lack there of.

Playoffs here we come. 8)


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Re: The All New 2018/19 Season Rougeometer

by Tilehurstsouthbank » 23 Jul 2018 14:23

My faith in humanity is restored.

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Re: The All New 2018/19 Season Rougeometer

by NewCorkSeth » 23 Jul 2018 14:26

:shock:

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Re: The All New 2018/19 Season Rougeometer

by Maneki Neko » 23 Jul 2018 15:00

G>T>F>I

one of the pillars of our recent success is back
success itself must now surely follow

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Re: The All New 2018/19 Season Rougeometer

by Mid Sussex Royal » 23 Jul 2018 18:45

1 in 3 chance we finish bottom half?

Other way round I reckon...


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by 10539.4 Miles Away » 23 Jul 2018 18:48

In on page 1!

Welcome back old friend

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Re: The All New 2018/19 Season Rougeometer

by seahawk10 » 23 Jul 2018 18:52

Colour me rouge!

Let's do this!

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Re: The All New 2018/19 Season Rougeometer

by CountryRoyal » 23 Jul 2018 19:00

Mid Sussex Royal wrote:1 in 3 chance we finish bottom half?

Other way round I reckon...


Well when you create a complex system of multi-analytical metrics culminating in an indescribably accurate predictive output then feel free to disagree.

Until then please don’t argue with fact.

K thanks.

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Re: The All New 2018/19 Season Rougeometer

by Snowflake Royal » 23 Jul 2018 19:26

Rouge, you'd better not be just teasing us. This has to continue through the whole season.

Absolutely made up to have this back. :D :D


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Re: The All New 2018/19 Season Rougeometer

by Gunny Fishcake » 23 Jul 2018 19:59

Never taken a drug in my life, this seems the closest to it !

Brilliant

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Re: The All New 2018/19 Season Rougeometer

by Zip » 23 Jul 2018 20:12

Is this Rouge chap to be trusted? He appears a little shifty.

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Re: The All New 2018/19 Season Rougeometer

by BR0B0T » 23 Jul 2018 20:42

I don't believe in the Rougeometer

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Re: The All New 2018/19 Season Rougeometer

by Snowflake Royal » 23 Jul 2018 20:50

BR0B0T wrote:I don't believe in the Rougeometer

Get. Out.

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Re: The All New 2018/19 Season Rougeometer

by NewCorkSeth » 23 Jul 2018 21:10

BR0B0T wrote:I don't believe in the Rougeometer

Too far. Ignore listed.

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Re: The All New 2018/19 Season Rougeometer

by BR0B0T » 23 Jul 2018 21:31

I think it's just the work* of some middle-aged chancer with too much time on his hands

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Re: The All New 2018/19 Season Rougeometer

by CountryRoyal » 23 Jul 2018 22:30

BR0B0T wrote:I think it's just the work* of some middle-aged chancer with too much time on his hands


You’ll burn for this blasphemy.

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