by paddy20 » 26 Oct 2018 09:09
by NewCorkSeth » 26 Oct 2018 09:17
by Ranty McRantface » 26 Oct 2018 09:36
by Coppells Lost Coat » 26 Oct 2018 09:40
by Snowball » 26 Oct 2018 09:50
by Sutekh » 26 Oct 2018 10:04
by NewCorkSeth » 26 Oct 2018 10:12
by leon » 26 Oct 2018 10:52
by CountryRoyal » 26 Oct 2018 10:58
by NewCorkSeth » 26 Oct 2018 11:05
by Lower West » 26 Oct 2018 12:39
leon For a team that once boasted the brothers Hunt
RFcs recent transfer policy has been a series of desperate punts
Mad looking Denis Rakkels
And a midfield where no one can tackle
And the Team Board’s chock full of cnuts
by Tilehurstsouthbank » 26 Oct 2018 12:58
CountryRoyal Reading are shit,
Clement is done,
One place we’re going,
Straight to League One.
It started quite badly
And got even worse,
What is this crap,
Some kind of curse?
I miss the old Reading,
We’d sing and we’d win,
But this piece of shit team,
Should go straight in the bin.
Let’s knock it all down,
And build it from scratch,
To give us incentive,
To go to a match.
Bacuna to Barrow,
Gunter to Baldock,
Not one single player,
Who isn’t a cock.
I hate them I do,
Every single one,
I hope they’ll fcuk off,
When we’re in League One.
From expensive flops,
To all our cheap punts,
Aluko and Meyler,
They’re all bloody pcunts.
Why should I pay money,
To sit in a seat,
To watch Jon Bodvarsson,
Trip over his feet.
Every single weekend,
I’m left feeling flat,
Clement is still here,
That useless twat.
Our future looks bleak,
Depressing and grave,
One failed football club,
No one can save.
And just like this season,
This poem should end,
The damage is done,
Too broken to mend.
by SCIAG » 26 Oct 2018 23:18
by bcubed » 27 Oct 2018 00:37
SCIAG Frankly we deserve to be relegated if most of our fans don't know the structure of a limerick.
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