Defence, what defence?

[paddy20]

Football is a simple game. We concede a lot of goals. Our centre halves are no good at heading. Moore because he is too small and Ilori because he is too weak.

[Old Man Andrews]

Well worth a new thread.

None of what you said is true either.

[NewCorkSeth]

Worst thread 2018 contender.

Worst original post 2018 contender.

Congrats a double nomination.

[Kulshaw72RFC]

Mods, please delete and ban this joker.

[Ranty McRantface]

Click bait. Abort.

[Coppells Lost Coat]

I think this an attempt of a limerick.

[Snowball]

Football is a simple game.
We concede a lot of goals.
Our centre halves run around
The defence is full of holes

[Old Man Andrews]

Conceding goals for fun,
Being beaten at West Brom 4-1.
We lack leaders on the pitch with strong minds,
Ex-West Ham striker Zavon Hines.

[Sutekh]

There was an old team from Reading
Defeats was what they kept spreading
It was the defence
Which wasn't immense
And so there's only one way they're heading

[NewCorkSeth]

There once was a man from Hounslow,
Who wasn't half as good as Mo Barrow,
He's never on fire,
And won't just retire,
We need to get rid or we will blow.

[Kulshaw72RFC]

The once mighty Reading,
There is one way we are heading,
To League 1 we will come,
Next season at Accrington

[leon]

For a team that once boasted the brothers Hunt
RFcs recent transfer policy has been a series of desperate punts
Mad looking Denis Rakkels
And a midfield where no one can tackle
And the Team Board’s chock full of cnuts

[CountryRoyal]

Reading are shit,
Clement is done,
One place we’re going,
Straight to League One.

It started quite badly
And got even worse,
What is this crap,
Some kind of curse?

I miss the old Reading,
We’d sing and we’d win,
But this piece of shit team,
Should go straight in the bin.

Let’s knock it all down,
And build it from scratch,
To give us incentive,
To go to a match.

Bacuna to Barrow,
Gunter to Baldock,
Not one single player,
Who isn’t a cock.

I hate them I do,
Every single one,
I hope they’ll fcuk off,
When we’re in League One.

From expensive flops,
To all our cheap punts,
Aluko and Meyler,
They’re all bloody pcunts.

Why should I pay money,
To sit in a seat,
To watch Jon Bodvarsson,
Trip over his feet.

Every single weekend,
I’m left feeling flat,
Clement is still here,
That useless twat.

Our future looks bleak,
Depressing and grave,
One failed football club,
No one can save.

And just like this season,
This poem should end,
The damage is done,
Too broken to mend.

[NewCorkSeth]

Try hard..

[Lower West]

Half term by any chance.

[Kulshaw72RFC]

For a team that once boasted the brothers Hunt
RFcs recent transfer policy has been a series of desperate punts
Mad looking Denis Rakkels
And a midfield where no one can tackle
And the Team Board’s chock full of cnuts

YOU WIN

[Kulshaw72RFC]

We had Doyle, Kitson and Lita,
Bod-dock and Meite are much weaker,
As Leon says "Well Quite",
Now we are just utter Shite

[Tilehurstsouthbank]

Reading are shit,
Clement is done,
One place we’re going,
Straight to League One.

It started quite badly
And got even worse,
What is this crap,
Some kind of curse?

I miss the old Reading,
We’d sing and we’d win,
But this piece of shit team,
Should go straight in the bin.

Let’s knock it all down,
And build it from scratch,
To give us incentive,
To go to a match.

Bacuna to Barrow,
Gunter to Baldock,
Not one single player,
Who isn’t a cock.

I hate them I do,
Every single one,
I hope they’ll fcuk off,
When we’re in League One.

From expensive flops,
To all our cheap punts,
Aluko and Meyler,
They’re all bloody pcunts.

Why should I pay money,
To sit in a seat,
To watch Jon Bodvarsson,
Trip over his feet.

Every single weekend,
I’m left feeling flat,
Clement is still here,
That useless twat.

Our future looks bleak,
Depressing and grave,
One failed football club,
No one can save.

And just like this season,
This poem should end,
The damage is done,
Too broken to mend.

Take a bow sir!

[SCIAG]

Frankly we deserve to be relegated if most of our fans don't know the structure of a limerick.

[bcubed]

Frankly we deserve to be relegated if most of our fans don't know the structure of a limerick.

Well quite