Bill Oddie

[The Rouge]

I don't like the way that bit juts out from the right shoulder

[RoyallyFcuked]

Oh Billy, be silly, rub your beard all over my.....

..........Umm maybe not..........

[Forbury Lion]

Harold Shipman, Harold Shipman
Rub your beard all over a dead gran

Matthew Kelly, Matthew Kelly
Rub your beard all over my belly

[Glory Boy]

Great to see the piss taken out of beards . They deserve it.

Bush Mush, Furry Chops and Pube Face will be history in about a year.Only a few oddies and weirdos will be sporting them

[Cureton's Volley]

[JordCot]

Great to see the piss taken out of beards . They deserve it.

Bush Mush, Furry Chops and Pube Face will be history in about a year.Only a few oddies and weirdos will be sporting them

Sounds like the words of a man only able to grow a patchy neck beard

[RoyallyFcuked]

[Forbury Lion]

Great to see the piss taken out of beards . They deserve it.

Bush Mush, Furry Chops and Pube Face will be history in about a year.Only a few oddies and weirdos will be sporting them

Sounds like the words of a man only able to grow a patchy neck beard

Beards are to be celebrated, hence a decade of Beard Days.


Santa Claus, Santa Claus
Rub your beard all over some crack whores

[The Cube]

I always had this vague wish that one day I'd be at an away game, probably in some cold Northern town like Bury or Bolton, when at half-time the PA guy said, "And now a special guest to draw the winning lottery ticket - it's our old friend Bill Oddie!" The home fans would greet this with a smattering of polite applause, but the away end would go into absolute meltdown. 17 separate Bill Oddie chants would start up, all clashing with each other and fading quickly as those responsible failed to maintain their over-ambitious starting volume. Meanwhile those Reading fans in the concourse would be spilling back through the vomitories trying to see what was going on - and of course starting up their own chants rather than joining in with any of those already in progress.

The Cambridge graduate and ex-Goodie himself would look slightly bemused, but in these days of celebrity cult would simply assume that he had an especially big following back in Berkshire (and make a mental note to ask the agent to slot in some extra speaking engagements there).

However, I also understand that Bill Oddie doesn't do personal appearances like drawing half-time raffle tickets without a large amount of cash heading his way first. And consequently, the chances of the above ever happening are very slim. Also, like any self-respecting professional Northerner, he lives in Hampstead.

On the football front I've heard two apparently conflicting stories - one is that he detests football (believable if misguided), and the other is that he supports Ipswich (I can't work out any connection he has with Ipswich at all). But in these days of Paul Jewell maybe there is some common ground to be found there, though.

Looks like this dream is going to more-or-less come true on Saturday...


Edit - Or alternatively I've just fallen for a day late April Fool.

[Big Tim]

According to the "Before the game" email today Bill is going to be at the Cardiff game tomorrow !

Is this a huge wind-up?

I hope it's true !

[loyalroyaldaz]

So hopiing this is true. If only the the west stand would join in this has the potential to be immense !

[Sutekh]

Could be a memorable moment, hope it gets videoed for prosperity.....

[Huntley & Palmer]

www.readingfc.co.uk/news/article/bill-o ... 72418.aspx

Tis confirmed that he will walk out on the pitch prior to the game tomorrow

[oldebiscuit]

Greg Halford,
Greg Halford,
That's one hell of a bad attitude!

[oldebiscuit]

Byron Glasgow,
Byron Glasgow,
Stop putting charlie up your nose!

[jd82]

Oldebiscuit
Oldebiscuit
All of your rhymes are really quite shit

[Mr.Swainey]

Oldebiscuit
Oldebiscuit
All of your rhymes are really quite shit

[oldebiscuit]

Oldebiscuit
Oldebiscuit
All of your rhymes are really quite shit

I think that you are missing the point here.

[oldebiscuit]

Mikhailov
Mikhailov
when are you gonna take that wig off!

[oldebiscuit]

Colin Gordon
Colin Gordon
You played like a total oxf*rd moron!