NEW READING CHANTS AND ANTHEMS

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Re: NEW READING CHANTS AND ANTHEMS

by No Fixed Abode » 05 Jun 2017 17:59

John Smith wrote:
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John Smith wrote:Why do bother posting on here? I assume you post double the amount on the Chelsea boards as you have absolutely no life?


Somebody needs to find a sense of humour. :lol:

Who's that, you? Cos your jokes are so bad that even when you put three consecutively they don't get any better.


A grown man getting so upset by a few jovial football chants. Someone needs to get a life. :lol:

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Re: NEW READING CHANTS AND ANTHEMS

by John Smith » 06 Jun 2017 12:09

No Fixed Abode wrote:
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Somebody needs to find a sense of humour. :lol:

Who's that, you? Cos your jokes are so bad that even when you put three consecutively they don't get any better.


A grown man getting so upset by a few jovial football chants. Someone needs to get a life. :lol:

I don't care about football mate. I think you're the one who needs to get a life instead of picking on a little club's forum, a team he doesn't even support, from his high horse.

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by No Fixed Abode » 06 Jun 2017 12:32

John Smith wrote:
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John Smith wrote:Who's that, you? Cos your jokes are so bad that even when you put three consecutively they don't get any better.


A grown man getting so upset by a few jovial football chants. Someone needs to get a life. :lol:

I don't care about football mate. I think you're the one who needs to get a life instead of picking on a little club's forum, a team he doesn't even support, from his high horse.


I'm not even 'picking' on Reading. I like Reading and want them to do well. Deary me.

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by bobby1413 » 06 Jun 2017 15:11

Play up Reading!!!
Reading play up!!!

...

I had a little turtle
His name was Tiny Tim
We took him to the Nags Head, to see if he could drink
He downed 10 pints of lager
And then he got his throat
And now he's up the high street stabbing Oxford in the throat
Stabbing stabbing stabbing
Stabbing stabbing stabbing
Stabbing stabbing stabbing
Stabbing Oxford in the throat


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by genome » 06 Jun 2017 16:04

No Fixed Abode wrote:
John Smith wrote:
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A grown man getting so upset by a few jovial football chants. Someone needs to get a life. :lol:

I don't care about football mate. I think you're the one who needs to get a life instead of picking on a little club's forum, a team he doesn't even support, from his high horse.


I'm not even 'picking' on Reading. I like Reading and want them to do well. Deary me.


Looks like we've unearthed another Reading fan.

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by Forbury Lion » 06 Jun 2017 16:22

Spitting image chicken song

Wave your blue flag in the air
Stick a rumblestick up your nose
Buy the new home shirt
and then bury all your clothes
Paint your face blue and white
Then add a jesters hat
Sign up to hobnob
And pretend your name is Ian Royal

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Re: NEW READING CHANTS AND ANTHEMS

by No Fixed Abode » 07 Jun 2017 09:03

genome wrote:
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John Smith wrote:I don't care about football mate. I think you're the one who needs to get a life instead of picking on a little club's forum, a team he doesn't even support, from his high horse.


I'm not even 'picking' on Reading. I like Reading and want them to do well. Deary me.


Looks like we've unearthed another Reading fan.


To what tune is that m8?

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Re: NEW READING CHANTS AND ANTHEMS

by Mr Udagawa » 07 Jun 2017 09:21

Forbury Lion wrote:Spitting image chicken song

Wave your blue flag in the air
Stick a rumblestick up your nose
Buy the new home shirt
and then bury all your clothes
Paint your face blue and white
Then add a jesters hat
Sign up to hobnob
And pretend your name is Ian Royal


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: NEW READING CHANTS AND ANTHEMS

by John Smith » 07 Jun 2017 09:24

No Fixed Abode wrote:
genome wrote:
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I'm not even 'picking' on Reading. I like Reading and want them to do well. Deary me.


Looks like we've unearthed another Reading fan.


To what tune is that m8?

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by Y21 » 07 Jun 2017 11:35

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by No Fixed Abode » 07 Jun 2017 12:01

Y21 wrote:Image


Bit long winded that one. I'm not sure it will catch on.

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Re: NEW READING CHANTS AND ANTHEMS

by oldebiscuit » 12 Jun 2017 21:38

Carefree wherever you may be
We are the famous RFC
and we don't give a fuc who ever you may be
we never win at Wemberlee


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by seahawk10 » 12 Jun 2017 22:10

Muba, Muba, Mubarak. Mubarak. Mubarak.
Muba, Muba, Mubarak. Muba, Mubarak.

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by Forbury Lion » 13 Jun 2017 11:06

oldebiscuit wrote:Carefree wherever you may be
We are the famous RFC
and we don't give a fuc who ever you may be
we never win at Wemberlee
Maybe we can sing it in response to Luton fans when they next bang on about their 1988 Simod Cup win at Wembley? :roll:

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by oldebiscuit » 14 Jun 2017 20:44

Forbury Lion wrote:
oldebiscuit wrote:Carefree wherever you may be
We are the famous RFC
and we don't give a fuc who ever you may be
we never win at Wemberlee
Maybe we can sing it in response to Luton fans when they next bang on about their 1988 Simod Cup win at Wembley? :roll:


Yes, whoopee! we did once win at Wembley but lets be honest, as far as most fans are concerned, that does not count as a significant fixture in our history. Basically it was a competition created so that small clubs could get to Wembley and fantisize that they are important. Basically, it was a friendly and although it has not been expunged from the records, it will go down as about as important as a pre-season friendly. If anyone wants to shout about that one then it's a sorry state of affairs.

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Re: NEW READING CHANTS AND ANTHEMS

by bracksroyal10 » 15 Jun 2017 00:29

Lion King - In The Jungle
Its the Blackett the Tyler Blackett hes down the left tonight, its the Blackett the Tyler Blackett he wears the blue and white

Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing
I believe in miracles where you from .. Joseph Mendes

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Re: NEW READING CHANTS AND ANTHEMS

by John Smith » 15 Jun 2017 09:42

bracksroyal10 wrote:Lion King - In The Jungle
Its the Blackett the Tyler Blackett hes down the left tonight, its the Blackett the Tyler Blackett he wears the blue and white

Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing
I believe in miracles where you from .. Joseph Mendes

I'm gonna hedge my bets at the fact you aren't a musician

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Re: NEW READING CHANTS AND ANTHEMS

by Forbury Lion » 15 Jun 2017 10:50

oldebiscuit wrote:
Forbury Lion wrote:
oldebiscuit wrote:Carefree wherever you may be
We are the famous RFC
and we don't give a fuc who ever you may be
we never win at Wemberlee
Maybe we can sing it in response to Luton fans when they next bang on about their 1988 Simod Cup win at Wembley? :roll:


Yes, whoopee! we did once win at Wembley but lets be honest, as far as most fans are concerned, that does not count as a significant fixture in our history. Basically it was a competition created so that small clubs could get to Wembley and fantisize that they are important. Basically, it was a friendly and although it has not been expunged from the records, it will go down as about as important as a pre-season friendly. If anyone wants to shout about that one then it's a sorry state of affairs.
Sure, it's nothing to shout out about and I'd be embarrassed if we did (except maybe to Luton Town fans of a certain age who remember it) but that doesn't mean we should wipe one of the few achievements in our history from existence just because it doesn't fit in with the lyrics of a song suggestion.

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Re: NEW READING CHANTS AND ANTHEMS

by oldebiscuit » 15 Jun 2017 21:01

Forbury Lion wrote:
oldebiscuit wrote:
Forbury Lion wrote:Maybe we can sing it in response to Luton fans when they next bang on about their 1988 Simod Cup win at Wembley? :roll:


Yes, whoopee! we did once win at Wembley but lets be honest, as far as most fans are concerned, that does not count as a significant fixture in our history. Basically it was a competition created so that small clubs could get to Wembley and fantisize that they are important. Basically, it was a friendly and although it has not been expunged from the records, it will go down as about as important as a pre-season friendly. If anyone wants to shout about that one then it's a sorry state of affairs.
Sure, it's nothing to shout out about and I'd be embarrassed if we did (except maybe to Luton Town fans of a certain age who remember it) but that doesn't mean we should wipe one of the few achievements in our history from existence just because it doesn't fit in with the lyrics of a song suggestion.


I think those Luton fans of a 'certain age' would cringe on behalf of us and laugh if we brought that one up, so let's give that one a miss.
Also, lyrics to a fotball song don't necessarily have to be exactly true, Example.... 'Harry Roberts is our friend'. Friend? I never even met him.

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