Jimmy Kebe's Wikipedia Page

[M-U-R-T-Y]

Came across this just now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Kébé

Jimmy Kébé (Jesus Walks)(God)

He currently plays for Reading in the Coca Cola Championship. His fellow Reading teammates have labeled him as "lightning quick, elegant and tall", "positive and very fast." and "black" [1]

On 13th February, 2010, Kébé scored what is believed to be the fastest goal in FA Cup history, slotting home after nine seconds against West Bromwich Albion in the fifth round. He ran to celebrate in front of Baggies bosss Di Matteo before bellowing the words "In your face Roberto in your face. Thats how I roll."

Fans have noted that this player is not the most consistent player in the world, however, he is very useful to have as an option on the bench due to his pace which can provide killer crosses which can win games. Certain commentators have noticed that this player bares a resemblance to Gracie the Greyhound.

[BenReadingFC]

link goes to a page about Jimmy Kinnon

[Rex]

It must be a subliminal link about a very pacey Kebe.

[Barry the bird boggler]

Isn't much more likely that he said to Robeto "Dans votre visage Roberto, dans votre visage. C'est comment je roule."?

By the way the page is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Kebe

[M-U-R-T-Y]

Ah yes, I messed up the link. My bad.

[moo]

So his contract runs out this summer? Gr8.

[brendywendy]

its been extended innit?

[Far Canal]

Anybody else watch Mock the Week with the If that is the answer, what was the question? spot?

I'll go for:

Di Matteo: "One tackle and he'll roll over and die."

Jimmy: "In your face Roberto in your face. Thats how I roll."

[Compo]

[/i]and "black" [1]

you daft racists