The Local Journo Thread

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Re: The Local Journo Thread

by bobby1413 » 29 Jun 2018 21:16

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On top of that you have about 100 other whiney idiots - most of whom are 18 - all saying you're a "virgin" or tinpot for not standing at away games.

Bad experience, Bobs?


No just baffled as to why some think "virgin" is an insult. I've also heard people call each other "strings".

Spin off thread... good insults. It appears you can use any random object or thing as a term of abuse.

You Pepe are a bloody prittstick

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by genome » 29 Jun 2018 23:59

My favourite thing I’ve seen on Twitter is someone call another user a “salad”. As an insult.

Might start using that from now on.

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Re: The Local Journo Thread

by CountryRoyal » 30 Jun 2018 09:34

genome My favourite thing I’ve seen on Twitter is someone call another user a “salad”. As an insult.

Might start using that from now on.


I have frequently used various vegetables and food items as an insult (including vegetable - though that does have a slightly harsher and more politically incorrect connotation). Favourites include; carrot, courgette, potato, sandwich... etc

Most effective following; “you fcuking...”, “you absolute...”, “you utter...”.

I like salad. (The insult)

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Re: The Local Journo Thread

by genome » 30 Jun 2018 11:02

You fcuking cabbage!

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by CountryRoyal » 30 Jun 2018 11:03

genome You fcuking cabbage!


Fcuk me how did I forget that one, an absolute classic. You’ve got it genome.

Does remind me of that horrendous old joke.

“What’s the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?”


*the wheelchair

:oops:


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Re: The Local Journo Thread

by Old Man Andrews » 30 Jun 2018 11:52

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genome You fcuking cabbage!


Fcuk me how did I forget that one, an absolute classic. You’ve got it genome.

Does remind me of that horrendous old joke.

“What’s the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?”


*the wheelchair

:oops:


What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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Re: The Local Journo Thread

by CountryRoyal » 30 Jun 2018 12:08

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genome You fcuking cabbage!


Fcuk me how did I forget that one, an absolute classic. You’ve got it genome.

Does remind me of that horrendous old joke.

“What’s the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?”


*the wheelchair

:oops:


What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.


Factually incorrect.

He’s been scrap metal for 3 months now.

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Re: The Local Journo Thread

by Old Man Andrews » 30 Jun 2018 12:12

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Fcuk me how did I forget that one, an absolute classic. You’ve got it genome.

Does remind me of that horrendous old joke.

“What’s the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?”


*the wheelchair

:oops:


What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.


Factually incorrect.

He’s been scrap metal for 3 months now.


Yes the joke is dated. I couldn't think of another prominent wheelchair user.

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Re: The Local Journo Thread

by Old Man Andrews » 30 Jun 2018 12:15

Back on topic:

Courtney Friday has been telling us all about his Greek source telling him Pukki to PAOK is a done deal. All week long......

30th June- Pukki signs for Norwich.

Nice source......


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Re: The Local Journo Thread

by CountryRoyal » 30 Jun 2018 12:18

Shame, would have liked him here. Can see him doing well.

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Re: The Local Journo Thread

by Old Man Andrews » 01 Jul 2018 11:14

Courtney Friday describes Joey Van Den Berg as a "top banana".

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Re: The Local Journo Thread

by bobby1413 » 01 Jul 2018 11:16

Old Man Andrews Courtney Friday describes Joey Van Den Berg as a "top banana".


Only c*nts use that phrase

The same ones who probably say "coolio" and "cool beans"

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by Hound » 01 Jul 2018 11:44

Cool beans :D

Haven’t heard that for years


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Re: The Local Journo Thread

by The Cube » 01 Jul 2018 14:55

From a Twitter user about the Eastleigh friendly, apparently let down by his sources:
Hoping to get a chat with Nigel Gibbs and a player shortly. Overall it was a disappointing display by the Royals. Decent spell in the second-half but should have held on to the point. Lacked urgency/creativity going forward for most of the game. Work to be done.

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Re: The Local Journo Thread

by John Smith » 01 Jul 2018 17:22

Old Man Andrews Courtney Friday describes Joey Van Den Berg as a "top banana".

Might that just be his version of calling him a salad and therefore be a demeaning term..?

Joey van den Berg plays football like a banana, slipping on banana skins.

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Re: The Local Journo Thread

by Old Man Andrews » 01 Jul 2018 17:25

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Old Man Andrews Courtney Friday describes Joey Van Den Berg as a "top banana".

Might that just be his version of calling him a salad and therefore be a demeaning term..?

Joey van den Berg plays football like a banana, slipping on banana skins.


I took it to mean that JVDB is one of the only people at the club who willingly talk to him.

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Re: The Local Journo Thread

by Hound » 01 Jul 2018 17:39

Courtney has obviously been reading this thread judged on latest tweet :)

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Re: The Local Journo Thread

by Old Man Andrews » 01 Jul 2018 18:38

Hound Courtney has obviously been reading this thread judged on latest tweet :)


Yep and what I will say for him is that he's been hugely more active since this thread started. He's trying to look more professional and come across better.

His supporters should be thanking me.

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Re: The Local Journo Thread

by Hound » 01 Jul 2018 18:51

WOuldnt disagree. And if you are reading this CF as I’m sure you will, the content for the friendly and the presser were decent and informative

Just less of the ‘chronicle sources’ nonsense and we are all happy

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Re: The Local Journo Thread

by Old Man Andrews » 01 Jul 2018 19:58

Courtney Friday tells us Marc McNulty was shown around Hogwood last week.

Don't believe this for one second, fee not even agreed yet so how can he have been given permission to just rock up at Hogwood. This is why Friday is a complete prick.

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