CONFIRMED - Royston Drenthe

[scumbag]

I'm chuffed we've signed our own version of Balotelli.

[super darren caskey]

I seriously fcuking love him.

I concur

[Za Vas]

This man is a predator
http://instagram.com/p/brCsL6mhza/

Slowly falling for him though

By the looks of things he'd do well over in AE

[jellytot]

What did i just shit?

[Royal91]

http://www.readingfc.co.uk/news/article ... 28346.aspx

Maybe just maybe he's grown up and realised the talent he actually has

[Pepe the Horseman]

*swoon*

[maffff]

http://www.readingfc.co.uk/news/article/drenthe-this-is-my-home-928346.aspx

Maybe just maybe he's grown up and realised the talent he actually has

"Home is where the Williams is".

Jem and Morro may have a bit of a flameybromance going on, but this is the biggest thing since the GylfiChurchfest of 2009/10.

[TBM]

Dren-ter

Thats how he pronounces his name

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpZsBTyh ... page#t=20s

[Royal91]

Dren-ter

Thats how he pronounces his name

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpZsBTyh ... page#t=20s

He's come with a reputation ect. But to me he seems very polite and his English is very good.

[winchester_royal]

I'm falling deep, deep, deeply in love with him

[super darren caskey]

I love Jimmy more

But i do love royston

[Norfolk Royal]

Think it's a good sign that he's got a bromance thing going on. It will mean he's happier, will play better, and will want to do well for his new m8.

[Cobi]

We MUST come up with a song for Royston. No way can we sit there on our arse when he's out there and not sing something for him.

[Wimb]

I suggest we hold up these as a sign of apprciation



Yeah it was mentioned on page 2

[Pepe the Horseman]

The main problem will be that everyone will be pronouncing his name differently.
As sung by Kingsley Royal:
2 Unlimited - No Limit
Roy Roy, Roy Roy Roy Roy,
Roy Roy Roy Roy,
Roy Roy, Royston Drenthe

[Ouroboros]

The main problem will be that everyone will be pronouncing his name differently.
As sung by Kingsley Royal:
2 Unlimited - No Limit
Roy Roy, Roy Roy Roy Roy,
Roy Roy Roy Roy,
Roy Roy, Royston Drenthe

Like it.

He's Royston Drenthe, he played for Madrid
He's always on twitter and he looks like a flid

He shagged two girls in the Everton gym
And no-one but the Royals had the bollocks to sign him.

Roy Roy, Roy Roy Roy Roy...

[Pepe the Horseman]

Would also be a gr8 opportunity to bust out some sick dance moves

[Wimb]

Would also be a gr8 opportunity to bust out some sick dance moves

Has to be better than the Kingsley and Queensley dance-off

[maffff]

An alternative offer:

You can hear his studs pound as he races 'cross the ground,
boots patter 'gainst ball as it spins 'round and 'round.
he gallops through the madejski, royals badge upon his chest,
his name is Royston, the fastest dutchman in the west

[royalZILLAAA]

The main problem will be that everyone will be pronouncing his name differently.
As sung by Kingsley Royal:
2 Unlimited - No Limit
Roy Roy, Roy Roy Roy Roy,
Roy Roy Roy Roy,
Roy Roy, Royston Drenthe

That actually has potential, owing to the fact that tanked up East Standers can't forget the lyrics, and west standers can clap rhythmically along without getting lost on the simple 4/4.