I knew this would happen.

All these PR shows, where Murty and Shorey and their wives are pretending everyone is happy and getting along, were all clearly fake. Coppell lost the dressing room the moment Pardew left. We have to get the silver feather back.

Better team lost, if only we could play football as good as West Ham. Bored out my brain watching Coppell resort to 11 behind the ball once again. This lucky run can't continue, we keep getting outclassed game after game, but somehow keep sneaking away with points. When the luck runs out we'll be ba...

Yossi Benayoun, totally played us off the park. A class above anyone in our team sadly.

P.S. All Sidwell did was head the ball of the line. There's a reason we were played off the park, the midfield went missing.

Could easily have 0 points, and considering the teams we've played so far that's very worrying. We've not played a single top 10 standard side yet.

Useless de la Cruz.

Coppell showing his amazing knowledge of the transfer market again, picking up all these excellent players.

God help us!

DVD! DVD! DVD! DVD! DVD! DVD! DVD! DVD!

Yes, our TEAM is better than the UEFA Cup finalists, FA Cup semi-finalists and a TEAM that beat Man Utd, Arsenal and Chelsea with ease last season!

Some people are going to be in for a nasty suprise tomorrow afternoon.

Stewart Downing by a mile. Not even worth a debate.

He ain't very good, but the whole point of getting rid of a squad player is because you've signed a better player to replace him. We've signed.......?

Any injuries now and we're absolutely down #### creek. All because Coppell can't be bothered to finish his Summer holiday.

He is nowhere near the England squad, he's behind at least Cole, Bridge, Konchesky, Taylor, Barry, Baines, Carragher and Warnock. The major reason, no pace. He would be absolutely embarrassed on the International stage. You imagine what Robben and Ronaldo and Simao and Joaquin and Ribery and Ronaldi...

Aston Villa - 3 (if we're lucky).
Charlton - 0
Fulham - 0
Middlesboro - 0
Portsmouth - 0
Sheff Utd - 6
Watford - 6
Wigan - 0

I make it 15.

Not good enough? Talk about an understatement.

We may aswell have not bought anyone so far.

Never heard of him. Presumably he's rubbish as he's a League 1 player, not the sort of player we should be targetting. A waste of money.

Still 7 new signings required.

Obviously no Premiership teams interested in him, so he had to sign a new deal.

THAT miss against Birmingham's reserves in the FA Cup replay says it all. Not good enough.

DVD looked rubbish last year, so we're signing an out of form player.

He's also playing in a position where we already have two players, so therefore he won't get a game.

Basically, a total waste of money.

Inventing anthems is for two bob nouveaux clubs.

Preston tried to "create" an anthem last season. Sounded tacky and sad then, seems even more tacky and sad now.