UP THE AUGSBURG

Sutekh So, who actually is that then?

Jeep Stem.

FC Cincinnati announce Jaap Stam... with a picture of someone who isn't Jaap Stam https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYj2FeWXgAY5wdp?format=png&name=small I mean how do you even fcuk that up that much?? It is literally the most basic thing in the world. Google image search, verify photo, upload.

I went to see Elton John at the Madejski. That was quite good. It was appalling. Worst ‘play it by numbers’ cabaret act. Of course it’s the sort of schmaltz some people lap up but he could have sent a look a like to mime to a cd and no one have noticed the difference. The only animated thing on sta...

I went to see Elton John at the Madejski. That was quite good.

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SCIAG Eniola Aluko says that the furlough scheme has created a culture of do-nothing entitlement.

Presumably she knows a lot about that given her brother has done nothing for nearly three years.

This deserves more acclaim

Not really. It was an easy joke copied from someone on social media.

Anyone for Uri 'I bend your spoon with my mind' Geller. Is it really true that he was invited to make a half-time team talk at Elm Park in the early / mid 90s? I am a bit too young to remember that. Only started watching us the season of the failed play-off final against Bolton in '95. I seem to re...

We currently have some of the worst fans in English football, some of them are a complete disgrace at away games. Loud, rude and deeply, deeply unfunny. everything is pretty much ok as long as it is based in good humour but we just seem to have a load of kids aged 16-25 who get drunk and drugged an...

Winston Biscuit Frankfurt managers got an interesting name

You just wouldn't give your kid that name would you? I mean seriously.

We currently have some of the worst fans in English football, some of them are a complete disgrace at away games. Loud, rude and deeply, deeply unfunny. everything is pretty much ok as long as it is based in good humour but we just seem to have a load of kids aged 16-25 who get drunk and drugged and...

Football is crap like this. Would rather it didn't come back until everything went back to normal.

oxf*rd sake!!!!!

Official prediction:

Augsburg 2 Wolfsburg 1

Winston Biscuit In celebration of today I am going to grow a big moustache and have sex with a lady with a massive bush while loudly saying 'JA, JA, OOOH JAAAA!'

So a normal Saturday in the Winston household?

Today is the day! The mighty Augsburg begin their domination in the Bundesliga!

Ascotexgunner Liverpool fans will no doubt pour into the streets when they win it, give each other coronavirus and there will be deaths. Nothing new their with their record of being involved in fan deaths.

Good god.

Rare agreed with Stranded there. Really don't think a person getting about £100 back is going to make much difference to them, certainly won't pay their rent. Melodramatic tosh. For someone like you maybe not but, I really think you underestimate the financial situation some people are either alrea...

Depends if they still want a club to support after this is over If someone has a choice between lets say a football club or being able to feed their kids or pay the rent - it would be a very strange person to pick keeping the football club. Rare agreed with Stranded there. Really don't think a pers...

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Snowflake Royal Yellow is for losers

oh hello...it's Scrappy Doo!

oooooooooooof thats harsh.

Pepe the Horseman

Old Man Andrews Are we having a bet on the Augsburg v Wolfsburg game lads? Battle of the 'Burgs!

Wolfsburg to win and btts.

They will win oxf*rd all!