Royal Rother Nicolas Jackson

United now linked to him

Liverpool played Newcastle brilliantly. You can either keep Isak and we'll go after Ekitike or sell us Isak and you are free to take Ekitike. Surely if you are Newcastle you cash in on Isak who has 3 years left on a contract he won't renew and go for the younger player. To be honest, if I was Newca...

genome Would rather have... uh...

Gideons Bible?

Armadillo Roadkill It really takes Stewart Lee to deliver Stewart Lee jokes; and they don't often work in an irony-free environment such as Millsy's brain.

Corrected for you.

He'll be back in a minute to call us all leftie Nazis or whatever the latest Truth Social buzzword is.

Does once again raise the question that if they're being paid to entertain, who's doing the exploiting?

More context is needed before I can begin to make a judgement.

I hear the odds of this happening are long on.

Allegedly it was a number of gradually escalating insults but that was what triggered him to grab him by the throat.

Fantastic performance by Chelsea, didn't give PSG a sniff. Cole Palmer was superb and Joao Pedro already looking like a really good signing. Think they'll be challenging for the title this season. Well, he's already got the Chelsea arrogance down to a tee if what he reportedly said to Luis Enrique ...

If Bowler is close to signing then that helps in one place of definite need. Amankwah seems to have done well in the friendlies and is a ball carrying CB so would be useful addition. Morrell is a decent player at this level, albeit in a position of least need but, despite injury concerns, worth a lo...

Given his injury record, that's Yiadom out til Christmas.

Fantastic performance by Chelsea, didn't give PSG a sniff. Cole Palmer was superb and Joao Pedro already looking like a really good signing. Think they'll be challenging for the title this season. Well, he's already got the Chelsea arrogance down to a tee if what he reportedly said to Luis Enrique ...

Or the brother of the Academy manager of the club looking to buy.

I'd also suggest that given he's not played a game for forest in 3 years and has spent the entire time out on loan, he's not on Premier League wages.

Good memory! He started a couple of games against us for Blackpool 3 years ago! Has had £4m in transfer fees spent on him so far, therefore must have something about him. Doesn’t that just make him a cheaper version of Aluko ? Only Aberdeen (£75k) had ever spent a transfer fee on Aluko before we sp...

Apparently had trails with our academy about 10 years ago. Doesn't seem to be an area we need to strengthen particularly unless Savage or Knibbs is off. Crawley fans love him though. We should try though. Brilliant player, we need him. I would love to see Lolos back, more so than probably anyone els...

6ft Kerplunk

Winston Biscuit Aston Villa also sell their women's team to themselves for around £55M to avoid breakibg PSR

How on earth does that valuation stack up? Utter bullshit.

Mel Morris' brother did the evaluation.

Jimmy Greaves at Barnet, I presume.

It's clearly Greaves but IIRC, he did a trawl of greater London non league clubs after leaving West Ham and Barnet are the only team I can think of who wear amber and black.

On Mandela Day.

Gus the teenage cow The level of wit in this thread is lower than a mole's droppings.

All those people who said Gus wasn't funny, well, they're not laughing now.

Well,no-one else has chimed in with it yet so here goes....

I'd rather have e-bola.