The Pox?

There was a time when I thought the Cruiser was an elaborate joke character, a kind of comic satirical creation of a twisted, mad but quite brilliant mind because no-one could really be like that?

Not any more.

Magnus

No Fixed Abode USA to win 2-1

Right on dude! Few brewskis during the game?

You betcha your ass. Soccer rules. Go U-S-A. Six pack of Coors chillin'?

Thaumagurist*

Kitson12 Ribery = useless, and of course ugly as sin!

What do you expect of an ugly peasant?

But he was born in Boulogne which makes him practically English.

Can anyone confirm this? It is a long drive from North Wales to lick a window and I want to make sure the diesel will not be wasted. Confirmed. Ruel Fox is outside the shop signing shirts now. I won't be able to make it in time. Can someone please get Robbie Fowler to sign a shirt for me and I'll s...

Plucky local former non-leaguers Oxford have a mouth watering opener at Burton Albion for their big time debut. Burton are like a role model for Oxford as to what a well managed former non-league club can achieve really with their first season mid table finish finish last year. Glory days at Munchki...

Can anyone confirm this? It is a long drive from North Wales to lick a window and I want to make sure the diesel will not be wasted.

Scarface And no, I've seen them play, they're not fit.

Cancel my nudey Megastore calendar idea then.

Also gets the message across to any promising youngsters being the subject of scout interest, come to Reading because it produces Championship standard players and you will get a chance in the first team if you progress well through the system.

So long as he supplies his own cigars for his brief appearances on the pitch.

Dad. Being from Sheffield he took me first of all to a Sheffield United game at BDTBL (Beautiful down town Bramall Lane) in 1977 I think as a 7/8 year old to see a 0-2 home defeat to Carlisle United in a Div 2 match when up in Sheff to visit Grandma and Granddad... After some badgering he eventually...

Baines

Mr Optimist Sickening poverty, corruption, crime and bad aids, is there anything this great country cannot offer "footy" fans?

A dedicated World Cup Forum

Probably. With lots of pictures of Brazilian birds with their baps out.

They had a travel expert on Talk Sport this evening. He warned fans travelling to the WC to pack plenty of rubber if they are going to use the "services of ladies of the night" as apparently aids, and I mean bad aids, is rife in the Rainbow nation. Sickening poverty, corruption, crime and ...

Thaumagurist* I'm still wondering how the heck France got this. It would have been nice to see Turkey get it.

Try saying that in Leeds. You'd be brushing your teeth through a lower hole.

FiNeRaIn Hmm, I'd doubt many yanks would watch it to be honest.

Loads of septics who claim some distant Italian relatives but other than them I can't see many people over there being interested.

[quote Was also heard after Tony Ella was spectacularly arrested at Swansea for singing "you Welsh person" around the same era!![/quote] Funnily :| enough I was stood next to Ella when he was singing that at Craven Cottage, was it just him that used to sing it?[/quote] I think it was a few...

He's here He's there we're not allowed to swear Martin Hicks Heard at Fulham away after a load of ejections in the away end IIRC c. 1991 I see no mentions of Mark McGhee and his Magic Hat, shocking. Steve Moran had a couple of songs, "Billy Whitehurst shagged your missus" was one. Was als...

Still chuckle to myself when I think of a home game against Rotherham midweek (could be 84/85?) when we went 1-0 down in pissing rain and the South Bank sang "You're going home in a f'ing ambulance" to about 12 away fans spread out on the Town End! We went on to win 2-1 and the 12 were the...

So they have got scum fans and political agendas then? All the SpL titles in the world don't enhance claims to the size of a club BTW Reading have scum fans in places, all clubs have an element. I don't remember Rangers fans attacking a middlesbrough supporters bus full of disabled fans. :D That's ...

Royal With Cheese I see Oscar Wilde and Noel Coward are amongst us.

Oh no they're not, so there.

moaning about us warming up in their half at Deepdale. While it was a laugh at the time, are you really so blinkered that you don't think it was actually a pretty stupid thing to do. How would you feel if a team came to the Madejski and insisted on warming up on the same half of the pitch as our lo...