You might need them to wipe your behind with if there's a shortageSnowball I bought shares in toilet-roll manufacturers last November
Because they'd already bought you that book for your birthday?Snowball Just had an accidentally-fun ten minutes
Cos I’m in isolation an reading 2-3 books a day, one person recommended a certain book.
I replied “I’ve probably got it!”
Cue family hysteria!
Worth an £1 insurance policy bet... £300 will help me drown my sorrows.Snowball Reading are 300-1 to be relegated