Playing devils advocate a bit here, but if a third were academy staff, that’s 5-6. It’s not impossible that one was a cook, one was a groundskeeper, one was overnight security etc etc. Absolutely awful for those poor buggers but we might not be nuking the coaching staff.

It took an other worldly pass for us to produce a scoring situation. We need more in midfield.

Murphy looked good, Yiadom was up against it a bit.

Wing has vanished in this second half

oxf*rd me that was close

Atrocious refereeing leaning (and then some) our way tonight?

Savage on for Knibbs would be my next move. Need a bit more control in midfield.

Waaaahaaaaay! Selles has made an arguably ok move!

Christ Nelson’s having and off night.

Homes bicycle kick was the opposite of graceful.

Oh my word what a ball!

It was lucky he barely touched him because the tackle was ugly and looked to have intent.

I reckon a great big banner that says ‘Dai, pay your staff’s wages you cheap c**t’ that gets seen on TV would be appropriate.

Makes a difference having a solid goalkeeper who may not be spectacular but isn’t particularly prone to howlers.

He’s in a team full of eccentrics.

Carlisle are awful

Dorsett cruising to motm?

Edit: yellow card rash challenge

I wonder what it's like living in Carlisle. Loads of great countryside nearby so probs gr8 if you've got money and time, but also probs gash if you are young and looking to make your way in life Got a mate in the away end tonight who got out as quick as he could for the exact reasons you have outli...

Snowflake Royal Really liking the way Azeez is trying to pick specific players out rather than hitting and hoping.

Other than his shooting he’s been electric

skipper This added time stuff is mental. 7 minutes! How??

Carlisle man was down for a while.