if there is solid potential for good puns on his name then he is more likely to be a success, if its easier to pun his name into a negative then he will struggle

AmorIN! etc

The PL are screwing up the PSR rules with timings. The final round of fixtures kick off at 4pm on 19 May - every club should know the outcome of their season at 6pm. If Luton are half celebrating survival but know it's dependent upon the outcome of Forest's appeal, it will be the most farcical scen...

Listened to Ben Foster yesterday explain that the reason some goalkeepers are now using vaseline on their gloves is because the Premier League footballs used are always brand new for each match and when they are new they have a weird film covering on them, and that combined with the wetness of a wat...

quite looking forward to tonights CL quarter finals!

I am going to predict wins for Arsenal and Real Madrid

Sergio Aguero reportedly in talks with Independiente, managed by Carlos Tevez, about coming out of retirement

Portuguese media apparently reporting that Liverpool are in discussions with Ruben Amorim and are offering him a 3 year contract This will either take Liverpool to a completely new level of dominance or they'll disappear backwards quicker than it takes to laugh at yet another Nunez miss. I think th...

Portuguese media apparently reporting that Liverpool are in discussions with Ruben Amorim and are offering him a 3 year contract

Everton have another 2 points deducted due to breaking PSR

I was pretty unconvinced by Nunez but as soon as Liverpool fans started rolling out the 'agent of chaos' stuff, trying to somehow pretend that him being all over the place was somehow a 4D chess move that everyone else can't appreciate etc, I knew they also didn't rate him at all

Turkish SuperCup Fenerbahce have a 4 month long tantrum about taking part. They say they will send their under 19s team in the hope the Turkish FA will cancel the game, but they don't. When they arrive they put in a team sheet of just 9 starters in the hope the Turkish FA cancel the game, but they d...

Ascotexgunner Gashford is terrible. So lazy and offering nothing. Are United that short of players they have to carry him?

In any other era Rashford would have been moved on to Everton by now

Only been watching bits but Rangers look awful

Potential title decider kicking off shortly in Scotchland

Bayern lose again

Leverkusen can be champions next weekend

I reckon today's results should really be enough to see Leicester through to the Prem.

Pompey all but promoted too

Fans refusing to acknowledge that their rival club is any good, has some good players, had a good performance etc because they think it makes them look like an even bigger fan of their club

Rotherham going down means Barnsley have to go up now, if my conspiracy theory is to be proven correct that the clubs have an agreement to switch places with each other every season and they have never actually played each other.

ITVX to show a Serie A game every Saturday evening at 7:45pm for the rest of the season

Torquay go into administration