Reading's turkeys facing Premier League axe

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Reading's turkeys facing Premier League axe

by maffff » 19 Dec 2012 15:07

It's fair to say Reading have had a tough time of it in the Barclays Premier League so far this season.

Bottom of the league, just one win on the board and an increasing points gap between themselves and that all-important red dotted line that represents the difference between safety and relegation, it's understandable that the Madejski Stadium isn't exactly blessed with bucketloads of Christmas cheer.

So cheeky bookies Betfair have paid the Royals a visit to prove that the great escape is still possible.

Following their roasting by Arsenal on Monday night, Reading FC know that they need to gobble up the points over the festive season.

And to give them inspiration, the online betting fiirm delivered 25 live turkeys to the MadStad, each one dressed in the team's blue and white home strip.

The turkeys have been saved from the butcher this Christmas, and celebrated that fact by paying Reading a visit to have a run around and enjoy their freedom.

"These turkeys have been spared the axe this Christmas so, at least they'll see out the next 12 months," said Betfair's Alex Bake.

"The same can't be said for Reading, who are looking increasingly vulnerable at the foot of the table. After their display against Arsenal earlier this week, the Reading players will be lucky escape the carving knife this Christmas.”

The Berkshire side currently sit bottom of the top flight and are expected to get the stuffing knocked out of them over the Christmas period by reigning champions Manchester City, mid table flappers Swansea and West Ham, and Champions League chasing Tottenham Hotspur.

West Bromwich Albion is the only team in Premier League history to avoid relegation having been bottom of the table at Christmas. And current odds of 2-13 suggest that McDermott's side could be well and truly plucked come the end of the season.




http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... ue-1497119
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Re: Reading's turkeys facing Premier League axe

by Wimb » 19 Dec 2012 15:15

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Enjoy 'McBirdmott'

Reckon any of them can play midfield?

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Re: Reading's turkeys facing Premier League axe

by Geekins » 19 Dec 2012 15:25

Bet the club were happy with the shirt sales.

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Re: Reading's turkeys facing Premier League axe

by Elm Park Pasty » 19 Dec 2012 15:29

There you go Brian! That explains why we don't the rub of the green, you didn't get the lucky bunch of Turkeys in Reading shirts :shock:

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by WestCoast Life » 19 Dec 2012 16:08

Wimb
Reckon any of them can play midfield?


turkeys > headless chickens


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by Royal Biscuitman » 19 Dec 2012 16:11

Wimb :lol: :lol: :lol:

Enjoy 'McBirdmott'

Reckon any of them can play midfield?
Jem Karacan is nearly back, he plays for the Turkey team.

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by BraisingsteakRoyal » 19 Dec 2012 16:12

How come there's no Adam Featherici?

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Re: Reading's turkeys facing Premier League axe

by Stuka » 19 Dec 2012 16:26

Brilliant! :lol:

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Re: Reading's turkeys facing Premier League axe

by No Fixed Abode » 19 Dec 2012 16:27

LOL!

Reading = A joke of a club


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by Stuka » 19 Dec 2012 16:32

The article seems to have been deleted from the Daily Mirror site, anyone else got a link?

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Re: Reading's turkeys facing Premier League axe

by melonhead » 19 Dec 2012 16:40

No Fixed Abode LOL!

Reading = A joke of a club

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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by No Fixed Abode » 19 Dec 2012 16:50

melonhead
No Fixed Abode LOL!

Reading = A joke of a club

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


Fans want to do the things 'the Reading way'.

Now they're in trouble

They want AZ to splash the cash. (After moaning about other clubs spending lots of money)

Hypocrisy I tell thee.


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Re: Reading's turkeys facing Premier League axe

by melonhead » 19 Dec 2012 16:52

not me my son.

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by No Fixed Abode » 19 Dec 2012 16:56

melonhead not me my son.


It's good to see you standing by your principles.

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by melonhead » 19 Dec 2012 16:59

a man with no principles is no man at all kesmond.

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by floyd__streete » 19 Dec 2012 17:01

Wow, what a 'hilarious' stunt from Betfair. Only complete simpletons would find this particularly witty or amusing.

No Fixed Abode LOL!


Ah.

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Re: Reading's turkeys facing Premier League axe

by The Rouge » 19 Dec 2012 17:02

I enjoyed McBirdmott to be fair.

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by USA_Loyal_Royal » 19 Dec 2012 17:10

BraisingsteakRoyal How come there's no Adam Featherici?

:)

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by Maguire » 19 Dec 2012 17:16

This has got to be some of the weakest shit i've ever seen

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