Ola John: The New Jimmy Kebe?

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Re: Ola John: The New Jimmy Kebe?

by leon » 07 Mar 2016 14:35

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a) no
b) I'm still blaming you for the Ipswich result. You massive cnut.


You're gonna have to explain that one to me.


Royal Ginger Brett Pitman is an awful cnut and a joke of a football player.

I regret this. It's on me. My apologies.


See. It was almost you.

I really shouldn't have mixed the medication with alcohol :shock:

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Re: Ola John: The New Jimmy Kebe?

by CountryRoyal » 07 Mar 2016 14:44

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a) no
b) I'm still blaming you for the Ipswich result. You massive cnut.


You're gonna have to explain that one to me.


Royal Ginger Brett Pitman is an awful cnut and a joke of a football player.

I regret this. It's on me. My apologies.


See. It was almost you.

I really shouldn't have mixed the medication with alcohol :shock:


That's where you're wrong.

I've yet to find a medication which isn't drastically improved by getting smashed while taking it.

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Re: Ola John: The New Jimmy Kebe?

by genome » 07 Mar 2016 16:47

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a) no
b) I'm still blaming you for the Ipswich result. You massive cnut.


You're gonna have to explain that one to me.


Royal Ginger Brett Pitman is an awful cnut and a joke of a football player.

I regret this. It's on me. My apologies.


See. It was almost you.

I really shouldn't have mixed the medication with alcohol :shock:


To be fair our usernames do share a few of the same letters.

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Re: Ola John: The New Jimmy Kebe?

by leon » 07 Mar 2016 16:49

and you're both splendid fellows

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Re: Ola John: The New Jimmy Kebe?

by Ian Royal » 07 Mar 2016 18:30

Forbury Lion Michael Gilkes = very fast, very committed, lacked skill
Jimmy Kebe = very fast, not always committed, had skill
Glenn Little = slow, committed, one of the most technically gifted players to have played for the club
Mass Sarr = fast when he wanted to be, lazy, had skills but too lazy to use them
Royston Drenthe = can't remember, non committed, natural ability wasted
Ola John = Not the fastest, committed in attack but needs work, has skills
Gareth McLeary = Fast (when fit), committed in attack, technically gifted (but seems out of sorts)
HRK = Faster than he looks, committed this season, has technical ability.


Glenn Little was playing in a 4-4-2 with Dave Kitson, Leroy Lita, Kevin Doyle and Shane Long vying to play up front, supported by the likes of Sidwell, Harper, and Convey from midfield. If he had our current strikeforce of Yann Kermorgant on his own trailing behind him in midfield then chances are he would have taken more shots at goal himself and scored more goals rather than send a pinpoint perfect cross into the box for nobody to tap in.....so you need to factor in assists as well as goals.

Drenthe had great acceleration, but wasn't particularly quick from what I remember.


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Re: Ola John: The New Jimmy Kebe?

by leon » 07 Mar 2016 20:53

I think he was good at accelerating into the pub.

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Re: Ola John: The New Jimmy Kebe?

by Vicky Pollard » 08 Mar 2016 13:56

Stuka It's become in vogue to erect a statue outside stadiums. So far the Maddie Dome lacks one. Perhaps a 20 foot rendering of Jimmy Kebe is in order?

Also maybe Ola John.


The only problem with this is that you'd also need to have a statue of Piazon, as one does not simply refer to one without the other.

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Re: Ola John: The New Jimmy Kebe?

by genome » 08 Mar 2016 13:57

Am I the only one who finds it weird chanting about Ola John and having to also chant about a bloke who has been sat on the bench?

I'm sure Ola would like a chant solely dedic8ed to him.

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Re: Ola John: The New Jimmy Kebe?

by Stuka » 09 Mar 2016 15:16

Vicky Pollard
Stuka It's become in vogue to erect a statue outside stadiums. So far the Maddie Dome lacks one. Perhaps a 20 foot rendering of Jimmy Kebe is in order?

Also maybe Ola John.


The only problem with this is that you'd also need to have a statue of Piazon, as one does not simply refer to one without the other.


I take this point. They come as a pair.


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