Injury & Suspension Watch : 2018/2019

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Re: Injury & Suspension Watch : 2018/2019

by Snowflake Royal » 28 Mar 2019 17:57

Has anyone thought of checking the changing rooms, treatment rooms and pitches for voodoo dolls, EMF etc

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by NewCorkSeth » 28 Mar 2019 18:14

Snowflake Royal Has anyone thought of checking the changing rooms, treatment rooms and pitches for voodoo dolls, EMF etc

I have it on good authority that our training pitches are built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

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by Snowflake Royal » 28 Mar 2019 18:54

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Snowflake Royal Has anyone thought of checking the changing rooms, treatment rooms and pitches for voodoo dolls, EMF etc

I have it on good authority that our training pitches are built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

They're also laid out in an upside down cross. Plus there's an inverted pentagram woven into the stitching of our training kit.

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Re: Injury & Suspension Watch : 2018/2019

by Hound » 28 Mar 2019 20:46

Thank fcuk we’re moving soon then

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Re: Injury & Suspension Watch : 2018/2019

by muirinho » 28 Mar 2019 22:15

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Snowflake Royal Has anyone thought of checking the changing rooms, treatment rooms and pitches for voodoo dolls, EMF etc

I have it on good authority that our training pitches are built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

They're also laid out in an upside down cross. Plus there's an inverted pentagram woven into the stitching of our training kit.


So they're moving the training ground, and changing kit suppliers. Nobody can accuse the club of ignoring this issue. Let's hope their actions aren't too late for this season.


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Re: Injury & Suspension Watch : 2018/2019

by Wycombe Royal » 28 Mar 2019 23:04

Sutekh Ryan East out or the rest of the season with an ankle problem.

So why has he had a knee operation? :lol:

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Re: Injury & Suspension Watch : 2018/2019

by Woodcote Royal » 29 Mar 2019 00:52

Ankle, knee, appendectomy, something's bound to work eventually.

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by Hound » 29 Mar 2019 08:54

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Sutekh Ryan East out or the rest of the season with an ankle problem.

So why has he had a knee operation? :lol:


This is the Reading medical team we are talking about. Nothing would surprise me.

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by NewCorkSeth » 29 Mar 2019 09:09

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Sutekh Ryan East out or the rest of the season with an ankle problem.

So why has he had a knee operation? :lol:


This is the Reading medical team we are talking about. Nothing would surprise me.

The knee bone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the red thing. The red thing's connected to my wristwatch.


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Re: Injury & Suspension Watch : 2018/2019

by Einstein agogo » 29 Mar 2019 10:11

I can't be arsed to read through all this

Can someone just do a list as of 29/03
in the form:

1. joe bloggs / ankle / 6 weeks
2. joey bloggs / suspended / 2 games

etc. etc.


fanx :wink:

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Re: Injury & Suspension Watch : 2018/2019

by NewCorkSeth » 29 Mar 2019 10:32

Einstein agogo I can't be arsed to read through all this

Can someone just do a list as of 29/03
in the form:

1. joe bloggs / ankle / 6 weeks
2. joey bloggs / suspended / 2 games

etc. etc.


fanx :wink:

If Joe Bloggs has injured his ankle then why did he have an operation on his shoulder?

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Re: Injury & Suspension Watch : 2018/2019

by linkenholtroyal » 29 Mar 2019 10:58

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Snowflake Royal Has anyone thought of checking the changing rooms, treatment rooms and pitches for voodoo dolls, EMF etc

I have it on good authority that our training pitches are built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

They're also laid out in an upside down cross. Plus there's an inverted pentagram woven into the stitching of our training kit.

Heard the new physio team is taking up a new form of acupuncture involving javelins and a blindman.

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Re: Injury & Suspension Watch : 2018/2019

by Singing Defective » 29 Mar 2019 17:14

I have it from an insider (favourite restaurant’s Spanish waitres’s brother works at the MadStad) that it’s a cumulative effect caused by the under-pitch heating, which only Kelly has found a counter to: flapping his arms and running in figures of eight means the geas has no effect on him.


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Re: Injury & Suspension Watch : 2018/2019

by Sutekh » 30 Mar 2019 18:20

Barrow and Swift both picked up knocks. Not thought to be too serious but then this is Reading so no doubt their season is over.

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Re: Injury & Suspension Watch : 2018/2019

by AthleticoSpizz » 30 Mar 2019 18:25

Totally amazed :) to see Nelson on the bench today, compared to the doom and gloom from a couple of weeks ago, that’s one decent recovery rate....well done all concerned.

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Re: Injury & Suspension Watch : 2018/2019

by Sutekh » 30 Mar 2019 18:29

Rinomhota made all the difference. He come back in and the midfield and overall team balance looks so much more assured. On top of that he was superb (yet again) despite 7/8 weeks out injured and, though only playing since the xmas/new year really, is quite definitely a serious contender for PoTS.

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Re: Injury & Suspension Watch : 2018/2019

by Denver Royal » 30 Mar 2019 19:28

AthleticoSpizz Totally amazed :) to see Nelson on the bench today, compared to the doom and gloom from a couple of weeks ago, that’s one decent recovery rate....well done all concerned.

Yep, agreed, and it was good they didn't need to bring him on today, and didn't.

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Re: Injury & Suspension Watch : 2018/2019

by Singing Defective » 30 Mar 2019 20:33

Sutekh Rinomhota made all the difference. He come back in and the midfield and overall team balance looks so much more assured. On top of that he was superb (yet again) despite 7/8 weeks out injured and, though only playing since the xmas/new year really, is quite definitely a serious contender for PoTS.

+1
Though if Nelson makes it out, that really, um, takes the biscuit. Portuguese word, incidentally.

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Re: Injury & Suspension Watch : 2018/2019

by download » 30 Mar 2019 20:42

I have been told third hand, that Gomez's team has a different approach to injuries. The old medical team preferred to have injuries rested. Gomez's team works the injured players much harder. That might account for the faster recoveries that we are seeing in some cases.

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Re: Injury & Suspension Watch : 2018/2019

by AthleticoSpizz » 30 Mar 2019 21:37

seems to be working ..

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