Jose's Gomes barmy army

[72 bus]

The Bloke needs a song, comes in, sees what he's got and bins a load of them off.
We could all see it, Jose got on and did it.

Jose's Gomes barmy army

[Old Man Andrews]

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[AthleticoSpizz]

Steady OMA

There’s 11 months worth of ‘what washing machine do you rate’ ‘best moisturisers’ ‘ favourite carpets’ and ‘Gomes Out’ threads to come yet

[72 bus]

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You have got a few contenders yourself,.
If there was a biggest twat on the board award, you would walk it.

[Hound]

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Sorry, but +1

What were you thinking 72?

[Millsy]

I'm going to give this thread a thumbs up purely for the exciting use of 's after Jose followed by his surname.

Not sure what it's meant to mean but it sure does sound like an interesting chant.

[URZZZZZZZZ]

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You have got a few contenders yourself,.
If there was a biggest twat on the board award, you would walk it.

That’s one hell of a bite there.

[Tilehurstsouthbank]

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You have got a few contenders yourself,.
If there was a biggest twat on the board award, you would walk it.

That’s one hell of a bite there.

He has got a point though...

[genome]

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You have got a few contenders yourself,.
If there was a biggest twat on the board award, you would walk it.

[Hound]

You have got a few contenders yourself,.
If there was a biggest twat on the board award, you would walk it.

That’s one hell of a bite there.

He has got a point though...

Do you think he would walk it though? Have my doubts, there are plenty of contenders

[stealthpapes]

JOE GOMES

[massifheed]

The Bloke needs a song...

Jose's Gomes barmy army

This chant gets started up in the ED (by the drummers, I think), but it's a lot of syllables to fit it, so it never seems to carry on.

I've wondered why it isn't just 'Jose's Barmy Army', which seems to scan better, but I've only been at the matches since last season, so what do I know?

[Norfolk Royal]

If we could find out his middle name and include that (likely to be something like Juan), it may scan better.

[Tilehurstsouthbank]

That’s one hell of a bite there.

He has got a point though...

Do you think he would walk it though? Have my doubts, there are plenty of contenders

I think he's the Man City of Twats so one or two might run him close but I think his undoubted talent to be a dick would see him through.

[Hound]

The ‘Man City of twats’

I like it

[genome]

I've wondered why it isn't just 'Jose's Barmy Army', which seems to scan better

Huh? No it doesn't. It doesn't scan at all...

[leon]

I've wondered why it isn't just 'Jose's Barmy Army', which seems to scan better

Huh? No it doesn't. It doesn't scan at all...

surely it's Gomes to the tune of Go West, over and over again.

[massifheed]

I've wondered why it isn't just 'Jose's Barmy Army', which seems to scan better

Huh? No it doesn't. It doesn't scan at all...

'Jose's Barmy Army', has the same meter as 'Jaap Stam's Barmy Army', if you emphasise the syllables of Jose's (Jo-se's).

[genome]

I've wondered why it isn't just 'Jose's Barmy Army', which seems to scan better

Huh? No it doesn't. It doesn't scan at all...

'Jose's Barmy Army', has the same meter as 'Jaap Stam's Barmy Army', if you emphasise the syllables of Jose's (Jo-se's).

Too long and drawn out.

Four syllables (Jose Gomes) work better. Similar to Stevie Coppell's Barmy Army.

[morganb]

The name Jose Gomes fits well to the tune of Papa's got a brand new pig bag :

https://youtu.be/omYKI8RJaIg


Doot, Doot, Doot, Doot - Jose Gomes

(Repeatly)