Tim Dellor's massive news

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Tim Dellor's massive news

by paddy20 » 27 Jan 2021 08:07

Announced on local radio this morning that he has some truly massive news but has been sworn to secrecy until tomorrow morning. He just said sports news so may not be anything to to with Reading. Any guesses?

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Re: Tim Dellor's massive news

by Snowflake Royal » 27 Jan 2021 08:38

He's quitting football commentary and we can get someone less annoying and halfway to decent?

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Re: Tim Dellor's massive news

by Zip » 27 Jan 2021 08:44

Is he with child?

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Re: Tim Dellor's massive news

by NewCorkSeth » 27 Jan 2021 08:52

He is Ian Royal?

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Re: Tim Dellor's massive news

by Hendo » 27 Jan 2021 08:56

If it was RFC related, he would surely have mentioned that it was football related and not sports related.

I'm going to guess it is something to do with rowing and that he is going off to the Olympics (if they happen) to commentate on the rowing.


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Re: Tim Dellor's massive news

by Snowball » 27 Jan 2021 09:10

I'm ITK

Olise is signing a 10 Year contract with a £200,000,000 buy-out clause

Omar Richards, ditto

Rafael is going to Villa. We are getting Martinez and £2,000,000

Shane is coming back as cover for JOAO, on a pay-per-goals (£500) basis

Bournemouth have surrendered and aren't coming Friday

Norwich, Brentford, Watford and Swansea have been kicked out of the league for match-fixing

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Re: Tim Dellor's massive news

by Einstein agogo » 27 Jan 2021 09:15

season tickets for next year price freeze

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Re: Tim Dellor's massive news

by SCIAG » 27 Jan 2021 09:35

To comply with COVID regulations, Windsor Racecourse will be converting to donkey racing.

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Re: Tim Dellor's massive news

by Pepe the Horseman » 27 Jan 2021 10:02

Kyle McFadzean has been sent off.


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Re: Tim Dellor's massive news

by tidus_mi2 » 27 Jan 2021 10:05

"I have been on HNA? all this time and I am calling out everyone who has been mean to me"

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Re: Tim Dellor's massive news

by From Despair To Where? » 27 Jan 2021 10:07

I think NewCorkSeth got that one in first

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Re: Tim Dellor's massive news

by From Despair To Where? » 27 Jan 2021 10:08

Pepe the Horseman Kyle McFadzean has been sent off.


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Re: Tim Dellor's massive news

by 10539.4 Miles Away » 27 Jan 2021 10:48

Please, please, please be moving to Radio Antartica.


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Re: Tim Dellor's massive news

by Nameless » 27 Jan 2021 11:03

CLub are planning new stadium.
Will be on the old tip out at Smallmead.
Hoping to have SJM on to give details.
Dellor is doubtful it will actually get built....

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Re: Tim Dellor's massive news

by linkenholtroyal » 27 Jan 2021 11:30

Tim Dellor will marry Mick Gooding at the end of the season if Reading are promoted. they plan to double barrel and will be the Dellor-Goodings

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Re: Tim Dellor's massive news

by morganb » 27 Jan 2021 11:35

He's convinced the club to build a statue of Chris Gunter outside the Megastore.

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Re: Tim Dellor's massive news

by NathStPaul » 27 Jan 2021 11:37

He is in a civil partnership with himself?

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Re: Tim Dellor's massive news

by Jagermesiter1871 » 27 Jan 2021 11:49

Tim's discovered a photo of Micks Maga night out.

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Re: Tim Dellor's massive news

by Snowflake Royal » 27 Jan 2021 11:54

To aid the accuracy of his commentary all players are changing their name to Chris Gunter so he stops misidentifying them all regularly.

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Re: Tim Dellor's massive news

by WoodleyRoyal » 27 Jan 2021 12:02

reckon it might be something to do with this viewtopic.php?f=11&t=133050

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