Song for Jahmari

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Song for Jahmari

by notloyalenuffroyal » 06 Nov 2021 23:50

It's a bit of a syllable squish at the beginning but.... (baby shark....)

J'(ah)mari Clarke doo doo du doo du doo
J'mari Clake doo doo du doo du doo
J'mari Clarke doo doo du doo du doo
J'mari Clarke!

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Re: Song for Jahmari

by tidus_mi2 » 07 Nov 2021 01:05

My prediction for what his song will end up being:

He's one of our own
He's one of our own
Jahmari Clarke
He's one of our own

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Re: Song for Jahmari

by CountryRoyal » 07 Nov 2021 01:43

He scores with his head
He scores with his right
Jahmari Clarke
Makes Puscas look shite.

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Re: Song for Jahmari

by JimmytheJim » 07 Nov 2021 03:43

notloyalenuffroyal It's a bit of a syllable squish at the beginning but.... (baby shark....)

J'(ah)mari Clarke doo doo du doo du doo
J'mari Clake doo doo du doo du doo
J'mari Clarke doo doo du doo du doo
J'mari Clarke!


I like it.

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Re: Song for Jahmari

by Brogue » 07 Nov 2021 09:03

JimmytheJim
notloyalenuffroyal It's a bit of a syllable squish at the beginning but.... (baby shark....)

J'(ah)mari Clarke doo doo du doo du doo
J'mari Clake doo doo du doo du doo
J'mari Clarke doo doo du doo du doo
J'mari Clarke!


I like it.


+1 would be lolz hearing this belted out.


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Re: Song for Jahmari

by Norfolk Royal » 07 Nov 2021 10:10

Something by Jamiroquai?

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Re: Song for Jahmari

by 72 bus » 07 Nov 2021 10:13

CountryRoyal He scores with his head
He scores with his right
Jahmari Clarke
Makes Puscas look shite.


We have a winner

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Re: Song for Jahmari

by Millsy » 09 Nov 2021 11:07

How about:

"Jahmari Clarke! He's quite good,
because he's only 18 but
he scored two goals in one half
whereas our other strikers
haven't scored a goal all season
Ooooh oooooh we love Jahmari Clarke
He's a big lad
and has a big future
Oooh yeah Jahmari! Jahmari!
We really would like to see you score another goal
Please score again that would be amazing"

Obviously to the tune of Moonlight Sonata (3rd movement)

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Re: Song for Jahmari

by Zip » 09 Nov 2021 11:28

Keep it simple.

To the Dean Martin song Oh Marie replace it with Jahmari oh oh oh oh.


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Re: Song for Jahmari

by paultheroyal » 09 Nov 2021 12:05

tidus_mi2 My prediction for what his song will end up being:

He's one of our own
He's one of our own
Jahmari Clarke
He's one of our own


:lol:

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Re: Song for Jahmari

by Forbury Lion » 09 Nov 2021 12:40

72 bus
CountryRoyal He scores with his head
He scores with his right
Jahmari Clarke
Makes Puscas look shite.


We have a winner
I'd rather we changed that last line, Puscas may be shite in comparison but he isn't going to get any better listening to this song.

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Re: Song for Jahmari

by CountryRoyal » 09 Nov 2021 12:43

Forbury Lion
72 bus
CountryRoyal He scores with his head
He scores with his right
Jahmari Clarke
Makes Puscas look shite.


We have a winner
I'd rather we changed that last line, Puscas may be shite in comparison but he isn't going to get any better listening to this song.


Surprisingly, it wasn’t a serious suggestion.

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Re: Song for Jahmari

by Jagermesiter1871 » 09 Nov 2021 12:47

E'S ONE OF AR OWN - JAMAHRI CLARK - E'S 1 OF AR OWN.


locked in. all proceeds due.


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Re: Song for Jahmari

by blythspartan » 09 Nov 2021 13:28

Zip Keep it simple.

To the Dean Martin song Oh Marie replace it with Jahmari oh oh oh oh.


+1

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Re: Song for Jahmari

by Winston Biscuit » 09 Nov 2021 17:15

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

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Re: Song for Jahmari

by Hendo » 09 Nov 2021 17:23

Winston Biscuit BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM



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Re: Song for Jahmari

by Half Horse » 09 Nov 2021 18:40

When I find myself in times of trouble
Jahmari scores for me
Scoring goals for Reading, Jahmari
Jahmari, Jahmari, Jahmari, Jahmari
Scoring goals for Reading, Jahmari

The original is probably a bit dated for most on here.

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Re: Song for Jahmari

by scumbag » 09 Nov 2021 18:45

Half Horse When I find myself in times of trouble
Jahmari scores for me
Scoring goals for Reading, Jahmari
Jahmari, Jahmari, Jahmari, Jahmari
Scoring goals for Reading, Jahmari

The original is probably a bit dated for most on here.


Love it

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Re: Song for Jahmari

by Mid Sussex Royal » 09 Nov 2021 19:29

The old Leeds one is good

Clark is going to take you apart again

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Re: Song for Jahmari

by Franchise FC » 09 Nov 2021 20:13

Mid Sussex Royal The old Leeds one is good

Clark is going to take you apart again

Leeds ?

Isn't that the 'Giggs will ..... etc' ?

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