Everton Predictions

Kitson12 · by **Kitson12** » 12 Jan 2007 20:59

Seems no-one (well many) is predicting yet.

2-1 to the Royals

Doyle 23, Little 68, Beattie 90+1

Goodison to be silent, Stalone to knock out Johnson while greeting the players

if only...

WSRL

PieEater · by **PieEater** » 12 Jan 2007 21:11

Despite making the 400 mile trek....

Everton 2 Reading 0

But a plucky performance and a good weekend.

The_Cat · by **The_Cat** » 12 Jan 2007 21:16

Everton 2-0 Reading
Anichebe 14
Johnson 59

Att:37,420

bassavage · by **bassavage** » 12 Jan 2007 21:28

Everton 1-2 Reading

Doyle 16
Johnson 24
Lita 88

Alan Partridge · by **Alan Partridge** » 12 Jan 2007 21:38

Everton 3 Reading 1

Johnson pen 1, pen 2, Lita 56, Stallone 98

Att 45

Weather - Hail, snow, sleet and thunderstorms

Beer - Cold with a beer taste. Who'd a thunk it?

Car Parking - Average, fairly priced.

Locals - Speaking funny

Reading fans - un original but quite a few there.

Tim Howard - Shouting obscenities at his defense

Andy Johnson - Falling over but not diving

Referee - C*NT

4th Official - Rubbish at operating his board, gets 2 and 24 mixed up causing confusion with a Reading sub.

Stallone - To make a 2nd half appearance for Everton in goal. and be shit although he scores a screamer.

Programme - Â£3

Journey there and back - Painless but long and ultimately disappointing as we discuss Stallone's terrific goal and the following pitch invasion where everyone (apart from Spacey) was singing the French national anthem, allowing the players to escape the Goodison prison

FCUK ME I HATE THESE THREADS

noise · by **noise** » 12 Jan 2007 21:39

2 - 1

Johnson
Lita
Lescott

Hemenbruff Royal · by **Hemenbruff Royal** » 12 Jan 2007 21:57

Everton 2 v 4 Reading

They score, we score, we score again then they score again, then we score, then they score again but its disallowed so they didn't really score it just looked a bit like they did score but then we do score and it counts a score so thats the final score.

Someone with a vaguely sounding foreign name will be booked.

The Cornish Pasties will be Â£1.70 each. And car parking will be Â£4.

The bloke who frisks you before you are allowed into the ground will have brown hair.

You will see two horses (probably with a policeperson riding them) before you enter the ground.

The Everton manager will not be wearing a track suit.

T.R.O.L.I. · by **T.R.O.L.I.** » 12 Jan 2007 22:04

Everton 1 (Johnson pen) Reading 0

londinium · by **londinium** » 12 Jan 2007 22:09

PieEater Despite making the 400 mile trek....

Everton 2 Reading 0

But a plucky performance and a good weekend.

Despite sitting at home and watching it on TV rather than travelling 400 miles and posting that fact on a forum to say ''look at me look at me I am a really loyal fan'', ...

1-1 and a less than pleasant, scrappy game.

Ian Royal · by **Ian Royal** » 12 Jan 2007 22:12

Everton 0-0 Reading

break from high scoring.

royalsteve · by **royalsteve** » 12 Jan 2007 22:57

londinium
PieEater Despite making the 400 mile trek....

Everton 2 Reading 0

But a plucky performance and a good weekend.

Despite sitting at home and watching it on TV rather than travelling 400 miles and posting that fact on a forum to say ''look at me look at me I am a really loyal fan'', ...

1-1 and a less than pleasant, scrappy game.

would settle for a draw but an entertaining game, a win would be great. Hopefully the players will be up for it and turn as they didnt in the home game

nivek elyod · by **nivek elyod** » 12 Jan 2007 23:30

1-1 draw

Lita & (as much as it pains me to say it...) AJ *gobs on ground*

Mrs Butler · by **Mrs Butler** » 13 Jan 2007 10:23

I am not travelling all that way tomorrow believing we are going to lose...

Reading 2 - 1 Everton

Doyle and Lita

shadesrwrf · by **shadesrwrf** » 13 Jan 2007 10:35

PlasticRoyale · by **PlasticRoyale** » 13 Jan 2007 10:57

Everton 0 - 3 Reading

Shorey Free Kick
Lescot (OG)
Doyle Late goal to kill it off

a royal called morty · by **a royal called morty** » 13 Jan 2007 11:02

There is no doubt in my mind that Everton will be a hard game, however i still think that we can gain a positive result out of the match.
I would like to say:
Everton 1-3 Royals
Johnson----Doyle(pen)
--------------Lita
--------------Shorey

But i would happily go with:
Everton 1-1 Royals
Johnson-----Doyle
Both goals to be penalties

M4 Junction 11 · by **M4 Junction 11** » 13 Jan 2007 11:14

Odds favour the home team. Doyle might sneek one in but can see us losing by 2

Andrew Johnson 5/4
James Beattie 5/4
Tim Cahill 7/4
James Vaughan 15/8
Sly Stallone 15/8
Kevin Doyle 15/8
Leroy Lita 15/8

Skyline · by **Skyline** » 13 Jan 2007 11:25

Hemenbruff Royal You will see two horses (probably with a policeperson riding them) before you enter the ground.

Presumably this policeperson is practicing for the next series of 'Cirque de (non-)Celebrite' at the time?

.:BigDaveInTheDungeon:. · by **.:BigDaveInTheDungeon:.** » 13 Jan 2007 11:27

Everton- 0 Reading- 3

just got my ticket yesterday to!!!!

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