Sack the board!

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Re: Sack the board!

by urz13 » 07 Jun 2011 22:35

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1TeamInBerksRFC No we wont sack the board



Why do you bother? Do you know what irony is? A clue for you. Nothing to do with what you Mum does to your school shirts.



very funny W)anker i dont go to school im pass that 26 years ago you muppet you think i thick but i am not


Well its obvious you didn't listen in English lessons....

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Re: Sack the board!

by Terminal Boardom » 07 Jun 2011 22:48

I've got it. 1 numbnuts in Berks is really Anne Newberry

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Re: Sack the board!

by urz13 » 07 Jun 2011 22:51

Terminal Boardom I've got it. 1 numbnuts in Berks is really Anne Newberry


What? He is quite obviously Jeff off Countdown, his grammar is so good it could be no-one else, surely?

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Re: Sack the board!

by Pseud O'Nym » 07 Jun 2011 23:08

Did you know that the Monagasque Grimaldi dynasty made their fortune by sacking Southampton in 1338?

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Re: Sack the board!

by Rex » 08 Jun 2011 07:43

I don't think tit for tat posting really helps matters. It's like a playground in here sometimes.

Back to the subject matter at hand...................


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Re: Sack the board!

by Blue Jay » 28 Jun 2011 17:24

Npower Championship table
Thursday, 23 June 2011 12:39 UK
P GD PTS
1 Barnsley 0 0 0
2 Birmingham 0 0 0

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3 Blackpool 0 0 0
4 Brighton 0 0 0
5 Bristol City 0 0 0
6 Burnley 0 0 0

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7 Cardiff 0 0 0
8 Coventry 0 0 0
9 Crystal Palace 0 0 0
10 Derby 0 0 0
11 Doncaster 0 0 0
12 Hull 0 0 0
13 Ipswich 0 0 0
14 Leeds 0 0 0
15 Leicester 0 0 0
16 Middlesbrough 0 0 0
17 Millwall 0 0 0
18 Nott'm Forest 0 0 0
19 Peterborough 0 0 0
20 Portsmouth 0 0 0
21 Reading 0 0 0

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22 Southampton 0 0 0
23 Watford 0 0 0
24 West Ham 0 0 0

We might be dragged into a relegation battle if West Ham change their name to Olympic West Ham?

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Re: Sack the board!

by SLAMMED » 28 Jun 2011 21:06

We've already had the joke mate. Come back next year.

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Re: Sack the board!

by dogzbollox » 28 Jun 2011 23:07

Blue Jay Npower Championship table
Thursday, 23 June 2011 12:39 UK
P GD PTS
1 Barnsley 0 0 0
2 Birmingham 0 0 0

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3 Blackpool 0 0 0
4 Brighton 0 0 0
5 Bristol City 0 0 0
6 Burnley 0 0 0

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7 Cardiff 0 0 0
8 Coventry 0 0 0
9 Crystal Palace 0 0 0
10 Derby 0 0 0
11 Doncaster 0 0 0
12 Hull 0 0 0
13 Ipswich 0 0 0
14 Leeds 0 0 0
15 Leicester 0 0 0
16 Middlesbrough 0 0 0
17 Millwall 0 0 0
18 Nott'm Forest 0 0 0
19 Peterborough 0 0 0
20 Portsmouth 0 0 0
21 Reading 0 0 0

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22 Southampton 0 0 0
23 Watford 0 0 0
24 West Ham 0 0 0

We might be dragged into a relegation battle if West Ham change their name to Olympic West Ham?


We would be top if we changed our name to AFC Reading.........

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Re: Sack the board!

by Barry the bird boggler » 29 Jun 2011 07:03

dogzbollox We would be top if we changed our name to AFC Reading.........


No we wouldn't, AFC always gets ignored e.g. AFC Bournemouth, AFC Wimbledon. We'd therefore have to change it to Athletico Reading or Allman Brother's Reading or something like that.


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Re: Sack the board!

by Svlad Cjelli » 29 Jun 2011 09:06

Aardvark United would do nicely.

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Re: Sack the board!

by dogzbollox » 29 Jun 2011 20:03

Svlad Cjelli Aardvark United would do nicely.


perfect...we'd be in 1st place, for a week anyway

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Re: Sack the board!

by NR_Royal » 30 Jun 2011 11:49

Barry the bird boggler
dogzbollox We would be top if we changed our name to AFC Reading.........


No we wouldn't, AFC always gets ignored e.g. AFC Bournemouth, AFC Wimbledon. We'd therefore have to change it to Athletico Reading or Allman Brother's Reading or something like that.


This really makes me wish we actually were called Athletico Reading... :?

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Re: Sack the board!

by Top Flight » 30 Jun 2011 15:35

Atletico Reading doesn't have a nice ring to it............

But.............

Zenit Saint Reading's Burg sounds beautiful!


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Re: Sack the board!

by urz13 » 03 Jul 2011 17:47

AK Reading?

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Re: Sack the board!

by Terminal Boardom » 04 Jul 2011 10:41

Don't numbers preceed letters? How about 1871 Reading FC?

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Re: Sack the board!

by Blue Jay » 28 Jul 2011 10:38

why would Shane Long want to leave to join a club bottom of the league and deep in relegation trouble?

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by Mr Irascible » 03 Jun 2012 00:16

paultheroyal This was done last year and it was not funny then...and no doubt it will be done next as well!!


What a great start to 2012 with 12th position! I would hate to disappoint you all!

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Re: Sack the board!

by Cape Town Royal » 03 Jun 2012 10:21

Pseud O'Nym Did you know that the Monagasque Grimaldi dynasty made their fortune by sacking Southampton in 1338?


Didn't realise he was that old. No wonder he was crap for Arsenal...!!

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Re: Sack the board!

by GSY-Royal » 03 Jun 2012 12:00

Top Flight Atletico Reading doesn't have a nice ring to it............

But.............

Zenit Saint Reading's Burg sounds beautiful!


Seems so much more appropriate now. :D

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Re: Sack the board!

by Jack Celliers » 03 Jun 2012 13:36

:D

The new season seems nearer now we have had this thread

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