Inevitabilities for Saturday

[Rawlie19]

26. I will have 10 too many birthday drinks (look at me) and miss the 4 goals in the second half.

[Blue and White Toucan]

26. As per the Liverpool game we will all be goin into it expecting to lose and there will be euphoria as Gunnarsson takes the ball from the half way line and rounds van der Sar for Readings 3rd goal in a dramatic 3-1 victory after united have Rooney sent off and Ferguson gets sent fom the dugout. Fergie blames the referee for being biased and that all referees have it in for United, and Coppell says that we don't need any new players as this squad is good enough!!!!

RTG now off!!!!

[West Stand Flash]

26. I will have 10 too many birthday drinks (look at me) and miss the 4 goals in the second half.

Ronaldo (twice), Tevez & Rooney will not be happy at you missing their strikes.

[Rawlie19]

26. I will have 10 too many birthday drinks (look at me) and miss the 4 goals in the second half.

Ronaldo (twice), Tevez & Rooney will not be happy at you missing their strikes.

That's what I meant btw. Our 1 goal will not be missed by me.

[Rawlie19]

26. As per the Liverpool game we will all be goin into it expecting to lose and there will be euphoria as Gunnarsson takes the ball from the half way line and rounds van der Sar for Readings 3rd goal in a dramatic 3-1 victory after united have Rooney sent off and Ferguson gets sent fom the dugout. Fergie blames the referee for being biased and that all referees have it in for United, and Coppell says that we don't need any new players as this squad is good enough!!!!

RTG now off!!!!

Those glasses aren't just Reading tinted by the way, they're plain broken!

[West Stand Flash]

26. As per the Liverpool game we will all be goin into it expecting to lose and there will be euphoria as Gunnarsson takes the ball from the half way line and rounds van der Sar for Readings 3rd goal in a dramatic 3-1 victory after united have Rooney sent off and Ferguson gets sent fom the dugout. Fergie blames the referee for being biased and that all referees have it in for United, and Coppell says that we don't need any new players as this squad is good enough!!!!

RTG now off!!!!

Those glasses aren't just Reading tinted by the way, they're plain broken!

[anR]

27. A hillarious chant of "Watch on the telly! You only watch on the telly!" will get sung to 2200 United fans that have made the effort to be there.

[Dirk Gently]

28. There will be a derisory cheer from the away end when the attendance is announced.

[Jerry St Clair]

29. Regardless of what happens in the first half, Back The Boys will insist at half time that "we're in for a cracking second half".

[shadesrwrf]

30. Greg Rusedski will leave Dancing On Ice.

[Huntley & Palmer]

I'll get wet when going for a cigarette
The 79 to the ground at around 2:40pm will be free as they try to just get everyone there as quickly as possible

[Dirk Gently]

32. When we get beaten by a team that was always going to beat us, people will latch onto this as another reason that we are a complete shambles and absolutely, certainly, 100% going to be relegated.

[NWL Royal]

33 - A fat bloke from the West Stand will win £170 on play your shirts right

[Rawlie19]

33 - A fat bloke from the West Stand will win £170 on play your shirts right

£107. And congratulations on that NWL.

[Dickie Davies]

29. Stewards will be late opening the Jazz at half time.
30. Sausages will be served on the RAT bus pre game. I'll get ketchup on the lightest part of my jumper.
31. I'll read the same toilet advertisement for the 32nd time and appear enlightened.

[West Stand Flash]

33 - A fat bloke from the West Stand will win £170 on play your shirts right

May I also add that is by far the worst half time 'entertainment' I have ever seen.

The scary part is. Planks at RFC get paid to come up ideas like that

[NWL Royal]

33 - A fat bloke from the West Stand will win £170 on play your shirts right

£107. And congratulations on that NWL.

[Dirk Gently]

33 - A fat bloke from the West Stand will win £170 on play your shirts right

May I also add that is by far the worst half time 'entertainment' I have ever seen.

The scary part is. Planks at RFC get paid to come up ideas like that

For once, I agree with you on just how cringemakingly embarrassing this is. However, I very much doubt anyone at RFC actually thought it up.

It was more than likely some plank at R107 who suggested it, and the people at RFC didn't have the courage to say "no" - remembering who owns R107.

[Gunny Fishcake]

34....I'll get third degree burns on the roof of my mouth from my pie

[NWL Royal]

35 - My pint of guinness will be flat and my fosters will taste distinctly like a pensioners Urine from the Chelsea region of West London.