Semi final tickets?

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Re: Semi final tickets?

by WoodleyRoyal » 02 Apr 2015 15:00





:lol:

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Re: Semi final tickets?

by No Fixed Abode » 02 Apr 2015 15:02

WoodleyRoyal



:lol:


Check the guns out. 8)

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Re: Semi final tickets?

by Royal Lady » 02 Apr 2015 15:55

RG7Fan
oxford-nick Theres only one dave Royal,
only one Dave Royal,
got bad mental health,
keeps shitting himself,
bullshits in a Dave Royal wonderland.

2nd Verse;

Theres only one dave royal,
theres only one dave royal,
His knuckles he drags,
needs colostomy bags,
bullshits in dave royal wonderland!

Repeat/vary/make up more.



We need a shorter one along the lines of the Bill Oddie one so its easier to remember.

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Re: Semi final tickets?

by OldBiscuit » 02 Apr 2015 16:14

oldebiscuit There's only one dave royal,
only one dave royal,
got bad mental health,
keeps shitting himself,
bullshits in a dave royal wonderland.




Then just do the first verse and repeat!

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Re: Semi final tickets?

by peterroyal76 » 02 Apr 2015 16:28

Dave-Royal
OldBiscuit
oldebiscuit There's only one dave royal,
only one dave royal,
got bad mental health,
keeps shitting himself,
bullshits in a dave royal wonderland.




Then just do the first verse and repeat!

Why don't every one stop picking on me Special Needs Man you all Fu---CK sick Sad C--unt..


Yeah......everyone leave Dave alone, he is Mr RFC.


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Re: Semi final tickets?

by leicsRoyal » 02 Apr 2015 16:31

A special club anthem for Mr RFC...........you know the tune

Then it began,
I can't believe it's showing'
But then I know it's building strong

Was in my mind
Then it became much lower
I couldn't believe what was going on.

Cloth, touchin' cloth
Sneakin' out, what a mess it's made of me

Sweet Dave-Royal

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Re: Semi final tickets?

by Martin41 » 02 Apr 2015 16:32

Dave royal, stop being a twat, and people will stop having a go!
Also no one believes you are (as you put it special needs). I think the term you are looking for is learning difficulties.
Saying special needs is pretty derogatory.......
Also how old are you?
And when is he getting removed from here??

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Re: Semi final tickets?

by Green » 02 Apr 2015 16:36

Hi Martin41

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Re: Semi final tickets?

by Scutterbucketz » 02 Apr 2015 16:45

Personally, I think you're all being a bit hard on Dave_Royal. A man who has repeatedly confessed to having special needs/learning difficulties.

But keep covering yourself in glory, chaps and chapess'. The wisdom of crowds is glowing in this thread.


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Re: Semi final tickets?

by Martin41 » 02 Apr 2015 16:59

Scutterbucketz Personally, I think you're all being a bit hard on Dave_Royal. A man who has repeatedly confessed to having special needs/learning difficulties.

But keep covering yourself in glory, chaps and chapess'. The wisdom of crowds is glowing in this thread.


Do you actually beleive the crap he spouts then?
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Re: Semi final tickets?

by theresayakonthepitch » 02 Apr 2015 16:59

To the que cera cera tune.......

Dave royal royal
He's rfcs number one
But shit just drips out his bum
Dave royal royal

Or........to the 'McDermott' tune..........

Dave royal whoa
Dave royal whoa
As a fan he's fcuking class
But he can't control his arse
Dave royal whoa
Dave royal whoa

2s my favourite I think as it gives him some credit.

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Re: Semi final tickets?

by 3points » 02 Apr 2015 17:23

Loving the dave royal chants

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Re: Semi final tickets?

by Scutterbucketz » 02 Apr 2015 17:28

    Martin41
    Scutterbucketz Personally, I think you're all being a bit hard on Dave_Royal. A man who has repeatedly confessed to having special needs/learning difficulties.

    But keep covering yourself in glory, chaps and chapess'. The wisdom of crowds is glowing in this thread.


    Do you actually beleive the crap he spouts then?



    I go one better and ignore it.


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    Re: Semi final tickets?

    by kane_4 » 02 Apr 2015 17:40

    There's only one Dave Royal

    Nice and simple, yet nice and neutral

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    Re: Semi final tickets?

    by jd82 » 02 Apr 2015 17:42

    Scutterbucketz
      Martin41
      Scutterbucketz Personally, I think you're all being a bit hard on Dave_Royal. A man who has repeatedly confessed to having special needs/learning difficulties.

      But keep covering yourself in glory, chaps and chapess'. The wisdom of crowds is glowing in this thread.


      Do you actually beleive the crap he spouts then?



      I go one better and ignore it.


      'xactly - you're either abusing someone who is educationally subnormal, or giving a troll the oxygen of reply. Either way you come out looking somewhat foolish, in this man's opinion

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      Re: Semi final tickets?

      by RG30 » 02 Apr 2015 17:46

      28,500 sold. Closing in slowly

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      Re: Semi final tickets?

      by Norfolk Royal » 02 Apr 2015 17:48

      I find the Dave Royal 'character' quite entertaining so I don't support the campaign to ban him, but he does give the game away a bit sometimes if you look carefully. How?

      His use of conjunctive sentences along with the following comparative adjectives and adverbs would be too complex for a person of very low intelligence or special needs to construct.

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      Re: Semi final tickets?

      by AirRaidSiren » 02 Apr 2015 17:51

      Norfolk Royal I find the Dave Royal 'character' quite entertaining so I don't support the campaign to ban him, but he does give the game away a bit sometimes if you look carefully. How?

      His use of conjunctive sentences along with the following comparative adjectives and adverbs would be too complex for a person of very low intelligence or special needs to construct.


      Exactly this.

      Those showing low intelligence are the ones falling for it/berating 'him' tbh.

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      Re: Semi final tickets?

      by loyalroyaldaz » 02 Apr 2015 18:17

      There's only one Dave-Royal
      There's only one Dave-Royal
      With his shitty Pants and his retard Limp
      Dave-Royal's a f..ucking Gimp

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      Re: Semi final tickets?

      by Ian Royal » 02 Apr 2015 18:22

      jd82
      Scutterbucketz
        Martin41
        Do you actually beleive the crap he spouts then?



        I go one better and ignore it.


        'xactly - you're either abusing someone who is educationally subnormal, or giving a troll the oxygen of reply. Either way you come out looking somewhat foolish, in this man's opinion

        +1

        React and you're either a kunt or a cretin. Big win guys, keep it up.

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