We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Franchise FC » 22 Dec 2019 16:29

Oh dear !

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by AthleticoSpizz » 22 Dec 2019 16:35

Again

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Victor Meldrew » 22 Dec 2019 17:33

So that's not far off being their best eleven.
Such a lot of money spent on not so special players.
Is it the manager or the players?
Their worst pre-Christmas return of points since the Premier League started.
24 points behind the leaders and much nearer the bottom than the top (13 points).
8 points off the top 3 but only 10 points above the 3rd from bottom.

Meanwhile over in Doha...………………………………………….

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Victor Meldrew » 23 Dec 2019 15:53

leon
Old Man Andrews Fred being bossed by the 18 and 21 year old Longstaff brothers...... How have United fallen this far?


This Utd team is the worst I’ve seen since the 80s


I think this is now official in terms of points gained.
Their team yesterday cost something like £400,000,000 after Pogba came on and they are now equal on points with a Newcastle team strongly tipped for relegation and 3 points below a newly promoted side in Sheffield Utd , a team that cost less than a tenth of theirs.

Sad old days indeed.

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Winston Biscuit » 23 Dec 2019 16:02

Ole's at the wheel!


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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by URZZZZ » 23 Dec 2019 16:26

It’s clear as day where their problems lay. Their record against the top teams is superb

Beat Leicester
Beat City
Beat Chelsea
Beat Tottenham
Drew to Liverpool

They have the players to play on the counter, Martial, James, Rashford etc but they have no creative players to break teams down when they sit in

Pogba may help but at the very least they need one more creative midfielder and a natural striker. Lingard, McTominay and Fred is a woeful trio although at least McTominay isn’t awful

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by BR0B0T » 23 Dec 2019 17:39

Winston Biscuit Ole's at the wheelchair!

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Uke » 23 Dec 2019 19:52

Winston Biscuit Ole's at the wheel!


Tappers and Shunters

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Winston Biscuit » 24 Dec 2019 18:22

Sky poll on each PL clubs best player



:lol:


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by Franchise FC » 24 Dec 2019 19:34

Winston Biscuit Sky poll on each PL clubs best player



:lol:

3 goalkeepers and only 6 out and out strikers
That’s a little surprising.

Not as surprising as Fred, though

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Winston Biscuit » 24 Dec 2019 19:45

There are a few in there that look like rival clubs may have hijacked it

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Franchise FC » 24 Dec 2019 19:49

Winston Biscuit There are a few in there that look like rival clubs may have hijacked it

If a rival club have hijacked the Arsenal rating, then almost NO Gunners have responded.

Actually, that sounds about right. :lol:

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Sanguine » 30 Dec 2019 15:32

United's bizarre record so far this season:

Top half - P9 W4 D4 L1 (and undefeated against the current top 8)
Bottom half - P11 W4 D3 L4 (without a win against any of the bottom 6)


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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by BR0B0T » 30 Dec 2019 16:40

Sanguine United's bizarre record so far this season:

Top half - P9 W4 D4 L1 (and undefeated against the current top 8)
Bottom half - P11 W4 D3 L4 (without a win against any of the bottom 6)


Basically...

...counter-attack better teams vs unable to break low block!

Rem, I asked a while ago how Liverpool broke down park the bus teams that was different from United

Both have a high press, quick on the break style and neither has had a creative midfielder (Pogba out most of the season so far)

Other than having better* players the only real difference I see is your full-backs put much better delivery into the box (obvs much more to it than this just cba at the mo)

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by BR0B0T » 30 Dec 2019 16:43

Winston Biscuit Sky poll on each PL clubs best player



:lol:


Fred has prolly been Utd's best performer this month and is also (arguably) in contention for prem player of the month

(I may also have had my expectations lowered over this last decade tbf :wink: )

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by BR0B0T » 01 Jan 2020 20:52

United have been absolutely shi-ite!

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Victor Meldrew » 02 Jan 2020 10:58

What seems odd to me is that for Man Utd games the commentators go on about how good certain players have been lately and then the team loses again to somebody not particularly good.
BTW Shaw is a diabolical defender so please keep him in the side Ole (If you are still there). :wink:

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by genome » 02 Jan 2020 14:00

Winston Biscuit There are a few in there that look like rival clubs may have hijacked it


Don't think it's a public vote. It looks like the Power Rankings which are calculated from various statistics

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by Sanguine » 02 Jan 2020 16:48

So Paul Pogba requires minor surgery that is likely to keep him out for the duration of the transfer window?
Well colour me surprised!

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Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

by sandman » 02 Jan 2020 19:15

Victor Meldrew What seems odd to me is that for Man Utd games the commentators go on about how good certain players have been lately and then the team loses again to somebody not particularly good.
BTW Shaw is a diabolical defender so please keep him in the side Ole (If you are still there). :wink:


Tbf so is Alexander Arnold. Just goes to show that if you have a good enough manager tactically, which Klopp is and Solskjaer is not, you can hide a players deficiencies.

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