Mid Table obscurity for the Royals has rattled Chris Gunter's cage

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Mid Table obscurity for the Royals has rattled Chris Gunter's cage

by BernieSanders2016 » 22 Apr 2016 15:09

" Chris thanks for joining"
"yeah mate glad to be here"
"Gunning for a win then?"
"yes?"
"nothing mate just a pun, you don't get it then"
silcence
"I get it, just not funny"
"right, im sorry"
"dont say sorry its just not funny"
silence
"right okay"
"well don't go silent on me drived 20 minutes to be here"
"sorry I just liked it you know, I really thought about it"
"im just here to talk football you know mate"
"alright sure thing um where you off to in the summer?"
"what do you mean?"
"well you're gonna get sold"
"um don't think so why would I get sold?"
"cant imagine the fans being happy with mid table"
"well yeah its not my fault is it?"
"right.."
silence
"why you making that face?
"just not taking responsibility for your actions"
"well we are a team we arr all responsible for each other
""so you are all shit then?"
"yeah, fine"
"what its like being below Preston, cant feel good"
"can we just talk about next season please?"
"bet youd wanna talk about that, moving away, Newcastle maybe?"
"I dont know what the future holds"
"Derby?"
"dont know"
"Sunderland, Villa?"
"Im not that desperate
It was around this time Chris said he remembered he had left the bath running at home

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