SPECULATION - Martinez?

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Re: SPECULATION - Martinez?

by windermereROYAL » 19 Jun 2019 10:48

Snowflake Royal If he does come, he'll need to bring his own sturgeon given how shit our medical team seem to do.


Nicola?

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Re: SPECULATION - Martinez?

by CountryRoyal » 19 Jun 2019 10:54

Snowflake Royal If he does come, he'll need to bring his own sturgeon given how shit our medical team seem to do.


The only caviart being that if they’re not up to scratch then they’re on their pike. I’m genuinly concerned with our lack of signing we might flounder down the bottom and be all at sea. I’m not going to shark the issue, I’ve haddock enough of this FFP carp, it’s a load of pollocks. I think the possibility of relegation is very reel and we might once more be a lower league minnow. Why isn’t the club herring our concerns?!?! It makes me feel eel!

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Re: SPECULATION - Martinez?

by Uke » 19 Jun 2019 10:58

Snowflake Royal If he does come, he'll need to bring his own sturgeon given how shit our medical team seem to do.


That'll probably be a caviart in his contract

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Re: SPECULATION - Martinez?

by CountryRoyal » 19 Jun 2019 11:12

Uke
Snowflake Royal If he does come, he'll need to bring his own sturgeon given how shit our medical team seem to do.


That'll probably be a caviart in his contract


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Re: SPECULATION - Martinez?

by Sutekh » 19 Jun 2019 19:17

I’m sure Reading would be the right plaice for either of them.


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Re: SPECULATION - Martinez?

by AthleticoSpizz » 19 Jun 2019 19:59

He would be a gudgeon between the nets and would help trawl the crowds back to the ground ...shore to fillet

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Re: SPECULATION - Martinez?

by plymouth biscuitman » 19 Jun 2019 22:20

I'm sure he will be a dab hand in goal.

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Re: SPECULATION - Martinez?

by Zip » 19 Jun 2019 22:23

plymouth biscuitman I'm sure he will be a dab hand in goal.


What a load of pollocks.

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Re: SPECULATION - Martinez?

by Zip » 19 Jun 2019 22:24

Sorry to carp on about this but is Emi coming home?


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Re: SPECULATION - Martinez?

by bobby m's syrup » 20 Jun 2019 10:31

Eel be fine and the defence won't flounder

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Re: SPECULATION - Martinez?

by SWLR » 20 Jun 2019 10:42

Let's not Carp on about this, Martinez in Championship = fish out of water... he's not a team player, too shellfish.... Let's Skate onto the next rumour....

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Re: SPECULATION - Martinez?

by Coppells Lost Coat » 20 Jun 2019 11:24

SWLR Let's not Carp on about this, Martinez in Championship = fish out of water... he's not a team player, too shellfish.... Let's Skate onto the next rumour....


Not one to be koi and hake to knock you off your perch, but we should snapper him up if he is angling for a move. He should be our sole GK choice.

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Re: SPECULATION - Martinez?

by Jagermesiter1871 » 20 Jun 2019 11:49

Goldfish.


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Re: SPECULATION - Martinez?

by Horsham Royal » 20 Jun 2019 12:04

All these puns are a bit limp. It's getting a bit silly.

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Re: SPECULATION - Martinez?

by maffff » 20 Jun 2019 14:11

Horsham Royal All these puns are a bit limp. It's getting a bit silly.


Like it or limpet. You'll be herring plenty more of these.

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Re: SPECULATION - Martinez?

by John Smith » 20 Jun 2019 14:18

Sutekh I’m sure Reading would be the right plaice for either of them.

Looking at plaices in Coley, so I've heard...

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Re: SPECULATION - Martinez?

by bobby m's syrup » 20 Jun 2019 14:51

John Smith
Sutekh I’m sure Reading would be the right plaice for either of them.

Looking at plaices in Coley, so I've heard...


Nah, place is full of druggies. You can't take two steps without tripping over a roach

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Re: SPECULATION - Martinez?

by AthleticoSpizz » 20 Jun 2019 17:53

....yeah, but it’s got sole

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Re: SPECULATION - Martinez?

by Hound » 20 Jun 2019 17:55

Horsham Royal All these puns are a bit limp. It's getting a bit silly.


Agree. Stopped being finny long ago

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