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by 6ft Kerplunk
12 Jun 2025 20:16
Forum: International Football
Topic: England - the future....
Replies: 3852
Views: 844187

Re: England - the future....

Thought Alex Scott had a really shit beard until they had a closer up camera angle and saw its a weird mask.
by 6ft Kerplunk
11 Jun 2025 13:20
Forum: General Football
Topic: The generic transfer thread
Replies: 10862
Views: 1740740

Re: The generic transfer thread

From Despair To Where? He was only signed to fulfill their domestic player quota.

Nice job if you can get it.

Name: "Scott Carson"

Occupation "Professional Englishman"

They've signed another one from Chelsea to replace him.
by 6ft Kerplunk
09 Jun 2025 09:48
Forum: International Football
Topic: England - the future....
Replies: 3852
Views: 844187

Re: England - the future....

I think Roy Keane said Kane looked shattered out there - fact is, as Captain he sets the tone on the pitch to an extent and he ALWAYS looks shattered playing for England. Maybe he should stop trying to be a box to box midfielder and stick to being where a centre forward should be. Save his legs a b...
by 6ft Kerplunk
08 Jun 2025 11:40
Forum: International Football
Topic: England - the future....
Replies: 3852
Views: 844187

Re: England - the future....

I think Roy Keane said Kane looked shattered out there - fact is, as Captain he sets the tone on the pitch to an extent and he ALWAYS looks shattered playing for England. Maybe he should stop trying to be a box to box midfielder and stick to being where a centre forward should be. Save his legs a b...
by 6ft Kerplunk
06 Jun 2025 08:56
Forum: General Football
Topic: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want
Replies: 6222
Views: 1058568

Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

Or he just happened to be in charge when a cohort of good riders came through (and then the questions about doping etc). No, he turned it from a bumbling amateurish outfit into a properly run professional place (there's an argument that it went too far in the pursuit of medals over anything else). ...
by 6ft Kerplunk
05 Jun 2025 16:36
Forum: General Football
Topic: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want
Replies: 6222
Views: 1058568

Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

Nah, he pretty much transformed British Cycling, a sport he fully understood, and deserves full credit for that. He's just been shite when branching out into other sports.
by 6ft Kerplunk
05 Jun 2025 12:14
Forum: General Football
Topic: New Kits 2019/20
Replies: 1080
Views: 270712

Re: New Kits 2019/20

I do like a hooped sock. We should have them every season.
by 6ft Kerplunk
02 Jun 2025 12:21
Forum: The Team
Topic: Squad for 2025-2026
Replies: 308
Views: 62395

Re: Squad for 2025-2026

Yes of course, but whilst you’re in high demand as Pereira Is he really in that high demand. 28 years old and this was the first season he'd been a first choice and playing the majority of games. I'd say he's pretty much at the level he should be at now, can't see any higher level clubs coming in f...
by 6ft Kerplunk
30 May 2025 12:45
Forum: General Football
Topic: The generic transfer thread
Replies: 10862
Views: 1740740

Re: The generic transfer thread

Does that mean the Liverpool fans are going to stop giving him grief for leaving on a free?
by 6ft Kerplunk
30 May 2025 09:30
Forum: General Football
Topic: The generic transfer thread
Replies: 10862
Views: 1740740

Re: The generic transfer thread

Cristiano Ronaldo's contract ending at al-Nassr next month. Lots of speculation right now that his services have been offered to all the Club World Cup teams with the suggestion he is looking for a highly lucrative 1 month contract from one of them, to play for a team but to also to be a face of th...
by 6ft Kerplunk
30 May 2025 09:28
Forum: General Football
Topic: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want
Replies: 6222
Views: 1058568

Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

Obvs Amad shouldn't be doing it but what a bunch of snowflakes football fans are. Happy to hurl abuse at footballers but start clutching those pearls as soon as anything is done back to them. They were shouting his name asking for autographs, not being abusive. Apparently it was his surname they we...
by 6ft Kerplunk
29 May 2025 17:05
Forum: General Football
Topic: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want
Replies: 6222
Views: 1058568

Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

Obvs Amad shouldn't be doing it but what a bunch of snowflakes football fans are. Happy to hurl abuse at footballers but start clutching those pearls as soon as anything is done back to them.
by 6ft Kerplunk
29 May 2025 09:23
Forum: General Football
Topic: Champions League, Europa League & Europa Conference League 24/25
Replies: 436
Views: 85584

Re: Champions League, Europa League & Europa Conference League 24/25

Impressive 2nd half from Chelsea last night, although I did laugh when Jackson was through on goal and passed it to the ‘keeper. He’s not all bad but cannot EVER be given time to think. I liked that he then went down injured with what I think must have been deep embarrassment and had to go off. Bet...
by 6ft Kerplunk
27 May 2025 11:08
Forum: General Football
Topic: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season
Replies: 8871
Views: 1184663

Re: LOLiverpooLOL - Next Season

Sanguine Curtis Jones clearly having none of it.

Too bust channelling his inner Steve McMahon and about to break into a bit of Anfield Rap by the looks of it.
by 6ft Kerplunk
23 May 2025 10:19
Forum: International Football
Topic: England - the future....
Replies: 3852
Views: 844187

Re: England - the future....

Latest England squad seems a bit Chelsea heavy.
by 6ft Kerplunk
23 May 2025 10:17
Forum: General Football
Topic: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want
Replies: 6222
Views: 1058568

Re: We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

That leaves Utd with a stark choice - back Amorim to completely reshape the squad to his needs - a tough ask when funds are allegedly tight and the club are probably in their least marketable state in decades or get rid an hire a pragmatic manager who will find the formation to fit the players. Man...
by 6ft Kerplunk
22 May 2025 10:03
Forum: General Football
Topic: Champions League, Europa League & Europa Conference League 24/25
Replies: 436
Views: 85584

Re: Champions League, Europa League & Europa Conference League 24/25

Watched this in the pub cos a Man United supporting friend is going through a complicated divorce and wanted an excuse to get out the house for a few hours. Listening to her talking about how truly horrible her divorce was getting was light relief compared to the match. you dirty dog Ha. Very much ...
by 6ft Kerplunk
22 May 2025 09:04
Forum: General Football
Topic: Champions League, Europa League & Europa Conference League 24/25
Replies: 436
Views: 85584

Re: Champions League, Europa League & Europa Conference League 24/25

Watched this in the pub cos a Man United supporting friend is going through a complicated divorce and wanted an excuse to get out the house for a few hours. Listening to her talking about how truly horrible her divorce was getting was light relief compared to the match.
by 6ft Kerplunk
21 May 2025 12:42
Forum: General Football
Topic: Champions League, Europa League & Europa Conference League 24/25
Replies: 436
Views: 85584

Re: Champions League, Europa League & Europa Conference League 24/25

UEFA should do the decent thing and ban both clubs from European competitions next season.
by 6ft Kerplunk
20 May 2025 09:10
Forum: General Football
Topic: Club World Cup revamp
Replies: 34
Views: 2583

Re: Club World Cup revamp

Guess I'll be watching seems as its a fallow year for olympics/world cup/euros etc.
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