Sutekh Marriott cost us that game by missing that 1st half sitter

Stop copying my troll jokes please. There's only room for one comedy mastermind here.

We missed the win because of MARRIOTT and that miss.

What does Leam see in him ffs

Nah it's just inevitable bullshit when you park the bus tryign to hold onto a one goal lead for an entire ****ing half.

And that's what happens when you play f**king Southgate football trying to hold onto 1.

windermereROYAL Thinking 9 minutes added

What are your thoughts on lottery numbers please?

I've just checked and there are actually still two halves to the pitch. Not sure why they're only using one of them

windermereROYAL Painful watch this half similar to Saturday.

I disagree. Saturday was us being played off the park, team all over the place, no shape. This is us sort of parking the bus, strong shape and defending quite well, no?

A few to drink mate?

Greatwesternline

bcubed

Sutekh And there goes our season.

How was he injured?

He was rubbing his lumbar.

Hopefully just a stiff back

His cybernetic cheat chip got dislodged. Don't worry our AI specialists will reinstall it in no time.

TBH I didn't see anything Kenny did wrong after Paudie fell, unless I've missed something?

I think he might be the best finisher I've ever seen play for us. Yes literally that's what I was thinking, but people rightly mentioned Curo and Le Fondre. Taking level out of it (you can only play whoevers in front of you) I don't remember ever thinking abotu Curo or Le Fondre "he's more lik...

That was bloody insane. Tight angle, straight into the top. Does he ever balloon or mess up shots??? The guys on fire. Of the 4 chances he's had in the last few days, I'd expect even a decent striker to perhaps score just one or two. Surely in terms of shot conversion he must be better than Curo or...

That was bloody insane. Tight angle, straight into the top. Does he ever balloon or mess up shots??? The guys on fire. Of the 4 chances he's had in the last few days, I'd expect even a decent striker to perhaps score just one or two. Surely in terms of shot conversion he must be better than Curo or ...

morganb 7th in the League at the moment

And Bradford in 6th are in freefall, close to relegation form and the teams immediately below aren't in great form either.

But remember, the season was "over" for us several games ago...

Let's not forget Wing's effort for the first goal.

Had abotu 79 players around him and somehow managed to win it, keep it, and get the ball to Marriott for the first.

Who do you think should be our man of the match?

Marriott off.

FINALLY

****ing useless.

My suggested Reading lineup for the Bolton game:

Marriott

This is quite possibly the weirdest Reading game I remember watching.

My brain needs a rest after this.

Bristol Paul What a diabolical performance. Only one man has turned up for Reading.

Who?