Kitson, all the way. He was at the Caversham Trents end of season BBQ last year plugging something or other but was more than happy to chat to all the excited Dads and to the kids who had no idea who he was. My other abiding and first memory of Kits is him giving the travelling Reading fans a sneaky...

Why have we played so many more games?

Is it because we are rubbish at cups?

Well it's great to see that we have already covered off next months points deduction....

I think people forget the questionable entertainment value of two sides playing hoof ball each week and being able to count the away fans. Yes, you would hope that we would be better able to financially compete at that level once the supervision finally ends but it's a slog of a division to get out ...

We are just here for the gate receipts, thank you.

I feel I have left it a bit late to get emotionally behind this one.

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It’s Ince!

Not great, not terrible.

It's the hope I can't stand.

Pepe the Horseman Rougier og v Walsall is up there as well.

Ha I remember being too stunned by the unlikelihood of it to be annoyed.

Who twatted it at his head, Harper?

Top of the league.

Probably

<Brian checks phone for the 322nd time this morning>

All his, "I used to work at Tesco's so I am unique amongst modern footballers" stick gets a bit tiresome.

He's basically Joey Barton but with A levels.

I hear that a lot of the top boys from the Scorpions are coming out of retirement for this one,

Was that the lady they almost made cry one year on the big screen?

Only if Andy Hughes is unavailable.

The quality of pointing, side ways passing, and applauding of fans when substituted has been woefully poor since he left.

He's going to resign in nine freaking months, presumably after attempting to hand pick his successor.

And oddly enough he does not fancy a trip to Canada for the Women's World Cup final.

A little too close to the FBI's jurisdiction?

Aresenal will stop really trying once they are 4 or 5 clear.

Still, nice day out all round.

As long as we don't play the song from glee and get 'mugged off' by a Welsh microphone jockey this time I don't care.