My cock just spoke to me.

I couldn't place the accent,... South African maybe. Or was it Australian?

Apparently the deal is stuck over Drenthe wanting his own set of keys to the club gym.

TBM I cant believe he's only 25 - it feels like he's been around ages and i thought he was coming to the end of his career

I think you might be confusing him with Jenny Pitman.

Bandini Can we work out which parking spot is likely to be his? I think a mass turnout there will be the only way to save this transfer now.

Are you suggesting we all go and take a collective shit in the car-park? I'm sorry, I really can't see this being of any use.

Would have been a decent signing for Reading in recent times.

But, as we've all gone 'a bit lesbian' since being linked with someone who once played for Real Madrid:

I'm OUT

Did ok for feyenoord (ie a team in a league in a country as big as Wales), failed at Real and currently signed for a relegated nobody team in a nobody footballing country, Russia. If he was so good why was he playing in Russia? Because he's a bit mental and somewhat of a handful for any manager try...

Poyet fails to turn up for his disciplinary hearing today.

JimmytheJim His dad was smoking a cigar and looked about 30.

That's him.

In keeping with the sentiment of this thread and without wishing to upset either deeply entrenched view, here is a song for Brian to be sung when he returns with Leeds United. McDermott, Woa-ah Woa McDermott, Woa-ah Woa Opinion is bitterly divided as to whether... we treated him like shite, So now, ...

Royal With Cheese I still don't think we'd have been relegated if Jimmy had been fit for the whole season. He's a talisman that seems to lift the entire team and is worth 10 HRK's.

I will shed a few man tears if he moves on.

I will shed some man-fat if he moves on.

CholseyRoyal It seems he doesn't want to leave Celtic after all.

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol ... eltic.html

Meaningless, concocted poo poo.

From Despair To Where? My only fear is whether this is all financially sustainable in the long run.

If we don't promoted it isn't financially sustainable at all. Big gamble.

Exciting innnit?

Just after I renewed, the Drenthe story hit the news.

I like to think my £375.00 tipped the balance

I just hope this guy doesn't, sign his history is terrible we might get six good games out of him in the whole season,the damage his antics will cause in the dressing room could be very costly. He has an attitude problem big time. If he signs then my season is ruined before it starts' Mourinho ,Moy...

And in other news.....

"Normans Invade! Harold Gets One In The Eye!"

FridaysGhost

From Despair To Where? That actually makes more sense than your usual rambling gibberish.

I accept your 'rambling gibberish' and will bid 'moronic ineptitude'. Either give up or show me your gapin' spunk drizzled a'hole.

Ban this filth

FridaysGhost Then I can certainly penetrate what you are. The child.

Reported

Ban this filth

Well done Noel. You were a fantastic player and ambassador for this club. What you did in our community speaks volumes about you as a man. Good luck in the future.

If we win the league I'll suck his perma-tanned cock.

FridaysGhost No further response required.

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