Why do all the names on the backs of both teams have asterisks?

The faith is returning. I believe.

Work with a lot of Cherries fans and they love him, great at this level, very suited to the Championship, not so great in the premier league.

Hopefully our new Kaspars ‘Strong Beard’ Gorkss. What a guy.

If you become manager I will self imolate for a reason that makes no sense. After you win two games I will name my first child after you (from the burns ward) and then kill him/her if we don’t make the playoffs.

A real shame for Clarke. At the time of doing it, there was no reason to believe that wouldn’t work, Vydra had been utterly awesome previously. If he’d worked out things could have been so different. January will work, at this point an average leave 1/top League 2 striker will improve the team imeas...

Mannone was poor. He didn't have that much to do. His positioning was horrendous for the first and he flapped at the cross for the second. Kelly is trying to do too much and comes across as a bit frantic and headless. Blackett can't run, can't stop a man and can't play a simple pass. Beerens may as ...

Yeah, coz scoring goals is such a fascist way of winning football games. Whatever happens we'll have the moral/possession/defensive victory.

maffff

Royal Bison I'm expecting noone else to come in now before the window shuts, hope I'm proved wrong, but would be very surprised.

Well, he is out of favour at top of the table Cardiff and we could do with another winger.

I'd say it was pretty irrelevant from the get-go as Shane Long was never going to sign for us, but I certainly enjoyed engaging the slightly creepy over analysis of a family photo.

The writing is backwards on the baby's strap.

Made me think that English isn't Stam's first language but hey-ho each to their own.

I enjoyed watching Britos try to argue his red card yesterday for Watford when EVERYONE else in the stadium knew it was absolutely correct.

Winston Biscuit Actual lol out loud at the Derby own goal

Cracking finish

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Anyone relying on the trains that run between Poole and Waterloo to get back tonight beware. They're utterly f****d because of the crash this morning. I'm missing the match because I likely won't be able to get home.

That's a very aggressive t-shirt he's got there.

Dunno but this bus rubbish pissed me off good and propper. The delay after the Gillingham game made me miss a train I normally get with a 20,000+ crowd adding an hour to my journey home.

Smashed up like a cheap hooker on a stag do. 0-5

Only times I noticed Andresson was when he came on and when he bounced up the pitch like Tigger on speed when Kelly got the second.

How do you power a horned African beast?