Nobody can possibly have seen this coming can they?

*tbf someone actually getting caught might be a tad surprising

If you're in Cov Garden then London Bridge is the correct place to be going for beers

And such a shirt would be very apt for the majority of our fans

SW-SE is the worst of all. Only in a car!. Train to W'loo.. wloo East to Charlton. Short Walk. Simps Brentford - 65 bus to the door. Even more simps You've been here longer than me - last time we played Charlton I got SWR from Winnersh to Waterloo, the Jubilee line, and then a bus. That's still the...

URZZZZ Prem fixtures come out tomorrow. This will give us an inkling as to when the international breaks are/maybe when some midweek games might take place.

International breaks

7th Spetember
12th October
16th November

Dunno about the New Year

I've seen a leaked list of fixtures At home to Millwall, away to Plymouth next , West Brom at home, Leeds away, Shrewsbury at home , Crystal Palace away, Grimsby Away , Blackburn at home.... Ipswich away on the last day of the season.... Either you've also had the Carabao Cup draw and early round r...

I've heard we'll finish at home too, Birmingham my sources tell me

BR0B0T

Winston Biscuit

who's the geezer on the far left? New signing?

Twisted Sister’s Dee Snyder

That was dismal especially Stones. England have the threat going forward but dear God that was a defensive shambles. Stones surely gets dropped after that. Couldn’t disagree more to be honest. There’s no threat going forwards, and there hasn’t been for a long long time (how many goals for England i...

I don't why the colour of the people is relevant? nobody was turned off by Asian hosts in 2002 were they? Also they've already managed to successfully hold a tournament in front of brown people

It's hard to know who is trolling here and who's just a deranged Liverpool fan but to suggest that Harry Kane wouldn't get in the Liverpool team is so utterly batshit I don't even know where to start with it. He's one of the best strikers in the world :lol: An additional rofl for the suddenly undro...

Lloris is a damn decent goalie, but he's not as good as Allison

Delle Ali is massively overrated, I'm not even convinced he was better than a massively out of form Firmino on Saturday

I can only imagine you included Sissoko for the lulz as you couldn't manage a rule of 3

Stranded

Winston Biscuit Rumours Valverde is about to be sacked

And potentially replaced by Robeto Martinez.

Meanwhile, Leeds announce Bielsa will remain manager next season.

I wonder who'll be Leeds manager next season then?

Set up my royals account easily enough but it took me ages to work out hoe to stick my member card on it, eventually realising you had to reinput "title" before being able to get to the actual ticket bit!

FWIW there's 2 paydays before the renewal deadline so I'll leave it until then thanks

Up the Guam!!

The only reason I could possibly want Leeds to go up would be that it would mean there would be more variety on Sky (relegation might also achieve this, although that's not 100%) Maybe it would also be nice to LOL at them having a mare in the prem but hopefully we'll get that from FLDC

This is fantastic stuff. Just needs a fight really!

Balls, although at least I’ve got another Villa player to hate, that keeper was such a prick!

even Mike Dean thinks DD's an idiot

Hoop Blah Biggest slice of luck in the title race, IMO, was Kompany not getting sent off when hacking down Salah when pretty much clean through.

That could've meant a 6 point swing.

Indeed, he could have got sent off last Monday too, instead of wanging an absolute PING in