Heard the song "Hilter has only got one ball ..." and have got this tune in my head with the following lyrics: Leftback you haven't got a clue What KEBE is going to do to you KEBE oh super KEBE Bonjour, Au revoir et c'est tout (last bit I think is Hello, goodbye and that's it) :lol: :lol: ...

To the Ronaldo song:

He plays on the rightttttt,
He falls on his a*se
He's Jimmy Kebe
He is different class

or

To the tune of Tom Harks

Jimmy Kebe is different class
He plays like Pele
then falls on his a*se

If we are to end this time in the Premership lets go out singing at Derby. Say Goodbye to Drogba's Diving Rooney Chat back, over pricing And we'll do a lot less driving The Championship awaits for me la,la,la,la ... hoops,hoops Then a chorus of Same old Reading taking the p*ss :lol: PS have not tota...

How about the following which was sung on the way home with the kids To the tune of "Tie me kangeroo down, sport" Adam Fed-er-rici Hoops Adam Fed-er-rici Adam Fed-er-rici Hoops Adam Fed-er-rici and repeat ad nauseum, nice and simple and the no singers can clap! Time for me medication nurse