Kyle Walker making the most of his youth and money by having a 3-sum with some high end escorts. I imagine most footballers have done or will do this. The papers are desperate for news.. It was reported as a 4some as he invited one of his mates round to enjoy the occasion too. That is something I w...

Ref getting involved

https://twitter.com/LouisMend/status/1243720547088957441?s=19

Birmingham ask their players to take a 50% pay cut for the next 4 months

Snowball I've started videoing from my isolation-flat.

Thatcham is (so far) more or less as busy.

Free Car Park in Thatcham Broadway full. At 10 AM on a Sunday it's empty

Doesn't look like people are taking this seriously (yet)

Thatcham looks like its full of zombies at the best of times tbf

I think there is a fair chance the next season won't start, let alone this current one ending.

Pompey and Fleetwood draw with each other meaning they go up to 4th and 5th place respectively, but Sunderland lose and where they did have games in hand recently they have now played 1 more than anyone else up there. 3rd win in a row for Tranny meaning the outside chance Southend had of catching t...

Pompey and Fleetwood draw with each other meaning they go up to 4th and 5th place respectively, but Sunderland lose and where they did have games in hand recently they have now played 1 more than anyone else up there. 3rd win in a row for Tranny meaning the outside chance Southend had of catching th...

Villa likely to be in big trouble if they get relegated this season. In getting promoted they recorded a loss of £69m even following the sale of Villa Park for £56.7m to another company owned by their chairman. That means they will have easily breached the EFL profit and sustainability rules and if...

Stranded Serie A suspended until 3rd April

Sensible. Good decision by the state

French 2nd division

https://twitter.com/_Axolt_/status/1233481370082652160?s=19

Ronaldinho in court in Paraguay this morning having entered the country bizarrely using a forged passport that suggested he was a naturalised Paraguayan - albeit only one of the three men appearing in court, the man who apparently created the forgeries, is actually facing charges. I asked my Argie ...

Non-League Saarbrucken make it to the semi finals of the German Cup beating Dusseldorf 6-5 on penalties after a 1-1 draw. They are joined by Bayern who bear Schalke 1-0 - remaining 2 Quarter Finals played tonight. I like the team who had a pen saved in normal time and then 4 saved at the end :lol:

Great result for Fleetwood away at Ipswich last night. Up into 6th place and just 4 points off of 2nd

4 wins from the last combined 35 games for League 1's bottom 7 clubs

The 4 teams in the Champ play off places have won 5 of the last combined 20 matches

Turkish League: 1. Trabzonspor 48 points 2. Galatasaray 48 points 3. Sivasspor 48 points 4. Basaksehir 46 points How many games to go and what's the tie-breaker? Is it GD or H2H? 10 games left for Galatasaray and Sivasspor, 11 games for the others H2H then GD Sivasspor Vs Galatasaray coming up at t...

Turkish League:

1. Trabzonspor 48 points
2. Galatasaray 48 points
3. Sivasspor 48 points
4. Basaksehir 46 points

Bunch of games in Italy called off

Atalanta score 7 for the 3rd time this season. 70 goals scored in 25 league games.

Lazio go top, at least temporarily. First time in 20 years they have been top of the league.

BraisingsteakRoyal

Winston Biscuit can't work out whether I am a fan or not of English football commentators pronouncing Arteta's first name as 'Mickle'

Yeah, but "Many a mickle makes a muckle".

So it's fine.

Hoping he tries to anglify himself and changes his first name to Micky